John "Johnny Two Times" Jacobs
@Jballuptop
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Time Magazine's White Boy of The Year (2014) | Kappa Alpha Pledge Educator 97’ | Tax Evasion
Joined February 2025
Rain game against the worst defense in the league against the run. Might throw more when I wake up tomorrow.
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Geeked off my roommates adderall at the BPL. Feel like I’m in fucking Hogwarts.
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Who decided* I’m illiterate and it’s all your fault @nytimes
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I need to speak with the individual decided to make it so I have to pay for your dog shit newspaper to play this #RapeTheNewYorkTimes
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The entire Bills roster when I decide to throw coin on them
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Looks like I get to stick to just being a customer!
If the patriots don’t cover today I’m gonna have to start selling blow or something. #GenerationalDebt
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Losing my fucking mind here. How is that not pass interference on the defense!! 😡😡😡
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If the patriots don’t cover today I’m gonna have to start selling blow or something. #GenerationalDebt
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Might be one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen just now.
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Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards. Skattebo screen pass for 11 yards.
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I don’t care that I have eagles -5.5 at this point. I want to see Jackson Dart take these fuckers down. #WiggerTime
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Hey Monday, welcome to the weekend. Think you’re gonna like it here.
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