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Wanted to do a thread on NHL/HOCKEY Resources for new fans! So here you go! 🧵
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Small markets can’t sign FAs.
Small markets can’t really tank anymore cause of lottery reform.
Small markets can’t trade for stars cause they get to pick where they are traded.
Small markets can’t even trade their stars that want out for good packages?
Good hell.
“No team will want to take on the possibility of adding a disgruntled superstar to their mix.”
-
@ShamsCharania
on Damian Lillard
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These two from Weber State won the national championship in partner stunting. This is INSANE.
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Blows my mind that Utah, of all places, is TOO LIBERAL for these people because *checks notes* a republican won the republican nomination.
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If I were small market teams I’d be telling Aaron Goodwin (Lillard’s agent) that this act is close to making them never touch one of his clients again.
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Really, really regret voting for
@SpencerJCox
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Olynyk’s wife texting him asking if he loves her as much as free chick fil a 😂😂
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Conley looked like he was having more fun than he ever did last year
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Going through a faith crisis has taught me that the way I viewed people who left the church was harmfully inaccurate. I often felt they were “taking the easy or lazy way out” when in reality they were likely experiencing more anxiety and pain than ever before.
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Just a reminder that Raising Canes is incredibly overrated.
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@jazz_inmypants
Long story.. used to live in Guatemala (mission) and had a lot of long walks between villages so we would spin our book on our fingers to pass time haha
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Don’t you love that as a democrat in Utah the only way your vote ever matters if if you are registered as a republican and you get to vote on republican primary candidates?
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Our baby has RSV and bronchiolitis and is in the ER right now cause he isn’t getting enough oxygen.. thoughts and prayers would be appreciated.
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Jazz Player Rankings on ESPN:
Gobert - 14
Mitchell - 20
Conley - 24
Bojan - 48
Ingles - 62
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Remember how much we all wanted Tobias Harris? Well we got Bojan who is putting up arguable a better season than Harris but for $18M less a year lol.
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Not used to seeing Utah mentioned as a tier 1 free agent destination 😂😂😂
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The height difference between Lauri and the guy in front of him is killing me 😂
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My parents cabin at Brighton sure has a little snow. That’s my brother digging the entrance into it 😂.
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Something I haven’t seen people talk about much...
Games with 3 or more turnovers:
Conley - 23
Rubio - 30
Games with 4 or more turnovers:
Conley - 8
Rubio - 20
Games with 5 or more turnovers:
Conley - 2
Rubio - 10
Turnover high last year:
Conley - 6
Rubio - 8
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At this point I hope he gets traded to Detroit out of spite.
Damian Lillard’s agent has been calling teams and warning against trading for him, per
@wojespn
“Goodwin is telling organizations outside of Miami that trading for Lillard is trading for an unhappy player.”
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Guys, it's happening.
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Zach Lowe and Bill Simmons we’re arguing over whether LeBron James or LAURI MARKKANEN should be the starter on the all star team. Haha what a year man.
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The real reason Jazz did that trade is to make Pistons better so they can’t be in the bottom five, huh?
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Definitely look like they are knocking on your door to sell you pest control.
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Just replace all the stop signs in the state with Gobert’s face
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Just had the greatest idea ever.. Joe Ingles needs to replace Harpring when he retires.
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12.5 years ago I met with a Bishop and told him I was going to get married civilly before being sealed. My wife’s parents told her they’d never speak to her again if we excluded them from the wedding.
The bishop told me I’m disobeying god. My parents cried so much.
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Jazz and Nuggets went toe to toe in the bubble.. then nuggets made all the moves the Jazz didn’t
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I’ll say this much… I way prefer this to paying Kuzma $30m a year.
ESPN Sources: The Hawks are finalizing a trade to send F/C John Collins to the Jazz for Rudy Gay and a future second-round pick. Atlanta’s largely unloading Collins’ three years, $78M for some roster building flexibility and alignment with looming changes to salary cap.
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Been a rough 4 days for this guy.
To all you jazz fans who trashed the lakers in my comments this year, how bout them apples 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why are they issuing formal apologize when Lebron gets a bad call? I’ve never seen them do this when the Jazz have lost to a bad call…
Like everyone else, referees make mistakes. We made one at the end of last night’s game and that is gut-wrenching for us. This play will weigh heavily and cause sleepless nights as we strive to be the best referees we can be.
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Yeah how dare someone get infected with a disease, not know he has it, sit out a game cause he’s sick, then find out it actually is that disease. What a jerk.
Grow up. Everyone is sitting here sending prayers to Tom Hanks but crapping on Gobert. So stupid.
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I’m shocked how many national media people are openly admitting they never watched the Jazz by not realizing Lauri played SF all year.
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Anyone who has YouTube tv should request kjzz to be added. The more people that request the better. Takes about 5 seconds.
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Unbeknownst to me my wife recorded me watching the Utah FG 😂.
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Pretty cool to see past (Mitchell), current (Markkanen), and future (Doncic) Jazz All-Stars in the all star game while it’s in Utah.
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Bunch of people sent me St George food options so I’m a nerd and made a spreadsheet 😂
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Just deposited a big check at the bank and they asked what I do for a living. The intrusive thought won out and I said “I sell feet pics”. The banker didn’t think it was as funny as I did 😂.
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Mitchell immediately blew off his praises of his own game and starts talking about Jae Crowder... what a leader.
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The way Spencer Cox has pivoted on his takes with the LGBT community the last two years (clearly to get more support from the far right) is disgusting.
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Jazz fans watching Cavs and Wolves fans fight about who did their worse deal..
Now where’s the tweet about the Cavs giving up an all star, Colin Sexton and Ochai Agbaji and 3 1sts with 2 swaps and going out in the same round in the same amount of games?
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There’s 0% chance Ainge thought Walker was this good too. Guarantee he just got included cause he was the rookie they had 😂😂.
Helps to be lucky sometimes.
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I’m at church for a cousins farewell and the bishop read a letter from the 1st presidency asking members to be vaccinated.
He then proceeded to say “this is comes as a challenge to me that I don’t understand. I urge you all to seek personal revelation on the matter.”
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Dennis Lindsey threatened to fire his staff if they told anyone how good Mitchell’s work out was lol.
Donovan Mitchell apparently got picked high because he DESTROYED
@joshhart
in a pre-draft workout 🤣
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Man it feels like Jazz have been looking for a PG for 12 years
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Luka, Lauri, and Kessler may not be the best big 3 ever... but it will certainly be the whitest.
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I think we can all agree that we are cheering for Nuggets to make the finals at this point.
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My issue is they called foul, and there was not “irrefutable evidence” to turn this over.
If KD was the one shooting, this stands.
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Remember seeing this tweet drop 4 years ago from today?
Indiana's Bojan Bogdanovic has agreed to a four-year, $73M deal with the Utah Jazz, league sources tells EPN.
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Mr Untouchable Quentin Grimes had 5 points on 4 shots in Knicks play off game today. Mitchell had 38.
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How freaking hilarious would it be if the Jazz and Suns met in the conference finals after an entire year of an LA love fest.
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It’s interesting that the Vivint agreement is being terminated early.
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Anyways. Our 12 year anniversary was 10 days ago. We have three kids who I couldn’t possibly imagine my life without. My wife is my best friend and the only person I want to be with every day of the week.
Just feeling grateful today we didn’t give in to social pressure.
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Ryan gave up lots of money to do this, can guarantee you that.
We’re launching a new production company SEG Media that will bring Jazz games back to KJZZ and lots more. Check out video for details …
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Prides been around for a long time.. I’m baffled at how political it’s become this year. Why is the country moving backwards?
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This little guy is a +7.5 with 2+ astigmatism and just got glasses for the first time. He keeps pointing out things he’s never noticed like the mountains and stop lights 😭😭😭
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I get really frustrated when people dismiss the Jazz cause “they haven’t proven it yet” but are all hyped about the Suns…
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I’m SHOCKED how much 13 games has caused fans to do a complete 180 on Conley 😂
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Seeing a lot of Kessler to Gobert comparisons.. don’t think it’s ever a smart idea to compare a rookie to a HOFer..
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We are at WiseGuys waiting for the Anthony Jeselnik show to start and they are showing the Jazz game and everyone was going nuts. It’s crazy how much this city loves this team just for trying.
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Mitchell taking a minute to talk to Kessler and give advice about a specific play. How cool man.
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I cannot fathom how many people are praising the church for being prudent for their finances today after being on 60 min for being investigated by the SEC and fined for tax fraud… hurts my brain.
You can be a faithful member and say “yeah, they messed up”.
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If you can’t extend him you have to trade him at the deadline.
Jordan Clarkson has turned down contract extension offers from the Utah Jazz, per
@TheSteinLine
(Via )
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This guy made a whole marketing pack for the Utah Hive. I’d change it to swarm but I’m a fan.
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Lots of people like to talk gun control but see few suggestions proposed. Here’s some improvements I feel would help.
1) Must be 21 or older to purchase a gun, even in private sale
2) Ban purchase of new AR15 and similar semi auto assault rifles for civilian use
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One of the funniest Jazz moments was when LeBron crowned himself king in an OT game against the Jazz who started
Samanic
THT
Olynyk
Ochai
Azubuike
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Man, why do I care so much for a league, team, and players who don’t give a crap about fans? This really rubs me wrong.
@JoshEberley
I don’t think anybody involved is thinking about the fans when making these decisions. Fans will just deal with it and be happy as usual
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Lauri would be a really fun fit next to a certain 7’4” French center..
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Brought my grandma to the game today. She shocked me by telling me she watched every Jazz game last season so I had to get her to her first game in a decade!
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I was called a bunch of names, everyone assumed we broke the law of chastity. It was so frustrating to me that I knew I should marry this person yet the ceremony was causing this much pain.
I’m so glad I stuck with my heart. My life has been better every day with my wife.
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If Jazz signed Collins outright today for the contract he has people would be losing their minds. He’s the FA addition.
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I rally don’t care who with, but Lauri and Kessler need to be starting together the rest of the season.
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Conley is going to flip the switch one of these days and a lot of tweets on this app are going to look really, really bad.
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Projected
#1
draft pick on the 2025 draft, Cooper Flagg, is playing two games in Utah next week BTW.
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The wolves fans in the comments have no idea this happens every year
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HOLY SHIT KESSLER. The youth movement is real man. Kessler should never go back to the bench.
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Just a reminder (especially for those of you in tech) the company doesn’t care about you as much as they try to make it feel with gifts, etc. If you have an opportunity to do something better for you, do it. They will cut ties with you the moment things get uncomfortable.
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I fully expect Rubio to go off on Mike Conley just so Jazz twitter can be the worst it’s ever been.
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It’s been funny watching wolves fans realize something that’s been reality for a decade
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I don’t respect hiding behind god to rationalize voting for a violent convicted felon who is a rapist. Trump is as far from Christianity as they come, the way he’s tricked Christians into voting for him is his best con.
@JazzJargon
So you don’t respect other people’s beliefs? Let me guess you believe that they should respect yours though…sounds awfully hypocritical
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I try not to speak too much about the church on the TL. The comment from Russell M Nelson telling people to not take counsel from someone who has left really hurt.
It’s already hard enough being the black sheep. I hope more members can accept Dr. Hanks views below.
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Fivethirtyeight current projected western conference playoff brackets...
1 UTA
8 MEM
4 DEN
5 DAL
3 LAC
6 LAL
2 PHO
7 POR
Obviously the play-in may change some of that... but you could not draw a better bracket for the Jazz.
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