Drake went and draked tf out of who told you and ruined it so here’s NSG instead :) big up thedjmj on tiktok for this one 🙏

Hippotatomus

The only person who can stop Manchester United from winning 5 in a row

Give Bruno Fernandez whatever tf he asks for. That man is quite honestly the goat.

Phahahahahaha YANITED YANITED ❤️

Hevehejfjjwhhjgdd

Man United as soon as Carrick took charge

Carrick. And now mikel can hold it too cmon YANITED ❤️

OH MY WORD

Woke up and had to twitter to check if it was a dream. We’re so fucking back YANITED YANITED ❤️❤️ #MUFC

Has anyone ever finished a jar of pesto?

Relationship analogy. If you chase butterflies they will fly away But if you build a beautiful garden, the butterflies will come. And if they don’t. You still have a beautiful garden.

United. Are we fucking serious… #MUFC

If you’re able to be with your partner today. Cherish that. Some of us aren’t able to and would give anything to be able to. Christmas isn’t about presents. It’s about spending time with the ones you love. People are so quick to forget that. Merry Christmas x

I be growling like pop smoke when I wipe my ass

Call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one 🥶

About to have a fucking breakdown MUFC wtf is going on

United man. I remember I used to be happy….

Finally got my resting heart rate to 60 🔥 only 60 more to go 🫡

The gym, running, swimming, walking, cycling, hiking, exploring, talking to your friends, book something to look forward to, work hard, talk to your parents, take up a new hobby, reading a book not from your phone, find a place with a nice view and listen to music. It's so easy.

How do people genuinely live with the fact that they failed Math GCSE?