Ross seems to think that working from home means raiding the fridge every 8 minutes & trying to convince me to have sex with him whenever I bend over to fill the washing machine.
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@Jaynesharp
I heard a similar complaint from a farmer’s wife recently. The farmer wanted to have sex with her whenever she bent over to look at the chickens. She said she wouldn’t have minded so much if she was at home but this was in Sainsbury’s...
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@Jaynesharp
How often do you fill the washing machine ? It is about 3 times a week at my house and she tends to do it when I’m out
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@Jaynesharp
My ex-husband used to do that but his version was dry humping my arse as I loaded the machine whilst eating a packet of crisps
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