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@Jay_Em_Mi

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Entrepreneur, Economist. Golden State Warriors. soccer fanatic. Marist alumni. Aquarius. BIPOLAR🙄

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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Yes. I’m bipolar, comman beat me🙄
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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@UGOOTWEETS Hope its not her number shes using because he whatsapp go soon full🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
13k not well spent😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Please stop leading people on when you know theres no light at the end of the tunnel.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Imagine waking up to this kind of alert😭😭 get people wey get money o
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
I tagged @elonmusk earlier today with regards to something. I just got a notification: Elon Musk followed you, same avi. I almost screamed until I opened the profile & saw that the werey had 18 followers😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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@KraksTV One day my pastor caught me but baba just tapped me twice on my shoulder and walked away. That lady made us sound like we never had choir rehearsals
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Even if you leave alone, before you go out please video call someone to check if your makeup is okay. Don’t come & be scaring people on the street due to your own negligence abeg.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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@kekere02 Jay_Em_Mi
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
I loved once but it cost me a whole lot, my life. Lost a business of worth tens of thousand of dollars. I learnt how to turn of my emotions. Moved to another continent to start over. Now I’m worth 100k Naira (Naira o) u say make I find love. ⚡️follow love & una papa.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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@comfortfajugba1 E goes well abeg. Especially when the tea is thick & theres spread on the bread. Oh lawd🤤
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
I need a new therapist 😭😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
All of you on this app are chronic liars abeg if not how are most of you single?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
I don go use my last card buy small chops😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
@UGOOTWEETS Tomorrow morning she will drop video of her crying & keeping face like agidi
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Funniest part is that all my mutuals don get blue tick. Where my trenches mutuals at?🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Quick question. Why do you like dragging your feet on the floor?🙄
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Nigerians pls & pls, cats are not witches. They are way cleaner than dogs & can also solve your rat problems. Thank You
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
6 months
I have 1540 followers, I tweeted something. Followers increase to 18,114, engagements 15M, views 20M+. What did i tweet?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Everytime I het credit alert, my skin suddenly gets super clean & shiny. Even if I have a pimple on my face it looks sexy. But you see this period wey everything don tinubu😭 God abeg o
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Please can someone differentiate between WIG, WEAVON & HUMAN HAIR for me?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Through experience & observation, I’ve come to the conclusion that chubby people give flawless praise & worship
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I can’t get over this praise 🔥🔥
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
So i think the war with unverified users has started 🤣 Elon has finally brought racism to X🤣🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Bro this bolt guy wan kee me with body 🤮 I open window baba say ac is on.. ac kee your & your body odour
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Kus you pay for blue tick you unfollow me🤷🏾‍♂️ Nawa o
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Agege Bread & ogbono soup 🤤 whose with me?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
When I am president of The Federal Republic of Nigeria, ONLY inter state marriages would be legal because tribalism has blinded almost the whole population.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Some of you are just beautiful for nothing, olodo, iti boribo. Nothing upstairs
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Does anyone know how to play spades in this country? I’m tired of whot!
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
@isan_ly Wait first, shey na bobrisky style
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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7 months
Good morning my guys
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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7 months
Why does this always gotta be at the cashiers?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Many people returned to tweeting for passion, I even read someone deactivated the account. Y’all gotta be calm, not everyone would receive it big this weekend. Some of y’all big pay is in 2 weeks. So can y’all go back posting funny tweets? TL is dry 🙄
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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7 months
If they ask for transport no do transfer, book bolt for am.. E get why😭😭🤣🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
As you are shouting ‘ I’ll never be broke in my life’ pls also be shouting ‘ I’ll never be sick in my life’….. e get why
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
@Jummie_ke E goes well abeg. Especially when the tea is thick & theres spread on the bread. Oh lawd🤤
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
@Gr8Milestone @instablog9ja Im stealing this photo
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Cook noodles for 3 people you carry indomie pepper soup come with floating dead sardine 😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
You want me to spend money your dad can’t spend on you en fine geh.. wetin you dey smoke🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Have you ever been kissed under the rain?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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7 months
Abeg who fit create sporty group dey give us sure 10odds, I’ve got my bills pilled up
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@rosemary_o5485
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5 months
Quote this with your AVI ☺️❤️ (50+ Quotes)
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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@Olaedo_Nwanyi I attend Redeem in NY & every first Sunday after thanksgiving, letters are given to members which is a balance sheet of how much you put in tithe & offerings etc. It states other details of whats was spent on what and what was sent to headquarters. But in 9ja, they act different
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Some of you allowed your mom leave the house today looking like a masquerade all in the name of makeup & you kept quiet.🙄
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
@KMRotimi @Maritemise_AD Switched to SLTV sinceeeee
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
President Tinubu, Everything don Tinubu.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
@FolaLagos Red flag
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Pls which one is bokku bread again? What happened to donut?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
7 months
Smiling is contagious Oya quote with a pic/vid of your smiling
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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4 months
Omo today I saw fufu N250 wey no reach two hands, I went back home to boil water. I have garri at home😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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4 months
He died of hunger but enough jollof was shared for over 200 guest during his funeral🤔
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
All of you in relationships that come on X acting single, they go soon catch una. Una dey mad🤣🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Wth is Erun Moisk thinking bringing Voice & Video call to X?😩 if anybody by mistake call me, you go collect .
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
I’m calm now, Dem don buy me amala
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
I just watched BIG LOVE. The movie dey make me love love
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
All I want to know is if I no dey, would you think about me?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
5 months
I see why April begins as a fool😔
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
6 months
You go follow man with 10M followers & baba go follow back. But follow the other gender with 456 followers & see. All because you get back and carry lips like Nutri-C
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
5 months
Make I go find Amala chop before I start to engage
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Some ladies make up would make them look like they have eczema. Don’t you ladies have family members at home that sees you before leaving the house?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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4 months
A call just came in from the hospital that my uncle gave up the ghost & all I can say is pls be kind to your kids even if you get another wife so they don’t contribute money to take you to the hospital 2days before you die when you’ve been sick for almost 8months inside house🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
I love Yoruba people abeg
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Omo this one people just dey sell their phones this period wetin dey occur? God abeg o😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
6 months
Elon don dey pay o, na me dey in charge of giveaway
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
If you don’t like me, you are mad & if you are one of those idiots that follow and unfollow after i follow back, you are crazy
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
6 months
Some of you would just wake up from a hot & sweaty night, no shower, no nothing. You would spray perfume that don’t last 10mins & then have the audacity to walk into an enclosed building dressed up in fashionable attire, changing the atmospheric pressure🙄
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
How can someone’s longest relationship be 3 months?🤔 pls bring a crate of hot fanta, garden egg & groundnut.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
6 months
Abeg na only me pornstars dey follow? Wetin dey sup like this😭😭 God abeg na
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
5 months
Goodmorning to everyone except Chelsea fans. You people and your club can fuck off
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Abeg who dey cook easter rice?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
No jokes. You cant just call me out of nowhere if it’s nothing serious, I’ll watch it ring😤
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Network ti baje & its frustrating 😩
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
I need a fucking blunt
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Love me Jeje Love me Tender You’re my Sugar, my Honey, my Tender Lover If you say you love me, I’ll stay forever
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Any man that complains of too much billing na ashawo.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Malaria fe pa mi o😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Haven’t been online because I went to give the owner his money o😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Am I the only one who has no appetite for food in the morning until its past 1pm🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
5 months
How ling be y’all quickie? I want to see something🤔
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
Whats the use of you being a witch/wizard & be broke at same time🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
I’m tired
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Lemme bless y’all TL Watch & be blessed🕺🏿
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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7 months
This one i no hear from my mutual chefs today, abi food prices do go up again?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Half of you babe pictures na for different hotel rooms & you dey there dey laugh single people🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Some of you would carry big handbags with nothing but slippers & a piece of tissue inside. FOR WHAT??? Are you going out to beg?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
Person wey unfollow me when he buy blue tick no get any tweet for him page, na only retweet retweet from a-z🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this month subscription WASTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
@Wizarab10 Have you heard “we grew up together, he’s like a brother to me”? Oh God, I was such a fool😭
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Remember back then when new slangs were coming up & the elderly looked at us like we were growing mad? Well, I’m here to inform you that the mad ones are have taken over. GenZ will not kill us in this country (government is already making sure of that). God abeg o🤣
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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4 months
I know some of you, you man hasn’t seen you without makeup & you are almost 2years in relationship🤣🤣 God abeg o
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Make i check wetin aviator get for me😋
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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3 months
This Saturday isn’t Saturdaying, feels like a week day
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
I dey look who dey follow back before I engage make I no go waste engagement.
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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5 months
Just waking up fully since yesterday. Omo
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@Jay_Em_Mi
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6 months
How do you love a broken person?
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
6 months
Only people with dimples can unfollow me & i go still follow them
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
5 months
When i see a small person with loud mouth all i think about is how a tiny insect like the cricket makes that loud annoying sound,
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@Jay_Em_Mi
Jay🍀🍀
7 months
No🧢, Whats y’all reason for putting it off? Frfr
@Yurey_bea01
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7 months
Do you leave your data on or switch it off??
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