Joel Christensen
@Jay_Dees85
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You ever just hear someone's name in the morning and it wrecks your whole fucking day? I feel like I've lived 4 months of that shit.
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Would anyone i know have "minburn rockets" memorabilia? Id love to put something together for my dad for Xmas. Even pics of the old logo would be great
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With less things going on this year, get off the couch and get out of the house. And bring 3 friends with you
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So all of a sudden my 7 year old is sleeping in his underwear and getting phone calls from girls who are having a sleepover. What the hell is happening here?
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Me: baby if I finish harvest tonight you are going to get it so hard tonight. Wife: I have a headache. Wife: Comes home, calls a sub, does a screening test. Had to go for a covid test in the morning. Me: wow she really covered all her bases.
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Watching TV with jace and miller on my lap. Mom: k boys its time for bed. Jace throws the blanket over his head and ducks down. All of a sudden I feel something. Jace: MILLER THAT WAS IN MY FACE. 5years old and he pulled off the perfect Dutch oven on his older brother #ProudDad
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In a weird year you made it exciting right to the very end. Totally overlooked on how well you played in August. @SFGiants
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Best line I've heard in a long time: "Your pussy has been empty for so long they put a Halloween store in yhere" #SternShow #ronniesmom
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Me: I've never watched all of that 70's show, probably missed seasons 7 and 8. Im going to start watching it from the beginning. Netflix: hey everyone that joel guy finally made it to season 7, want to see something funny? *yoink*
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The bus is pulling up and jace goes to me "dad stay inside. You're filthy and I dont want my friends to see you." 7 years old and I'm already an embarrassment. #dadgoals #soitbegins #aminolongercool
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Wally having to plug in the gun before taking a shot gets me everytime. #classic #greatoutdoors
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I'll be telling my kids they were on rollback at Walmart
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Big thanks for everyone's help. I feel like we're going to win the battle now. Bring it on mother nature
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So I watched Hamilton tonight. Kyla gave up 20 minutes of her time and I had to give up 160 minutes of mine. Most of that time was pondering if it was worth it. Than I realized thats probably what she was pondering with her 20 mins. Thank goodness I could drink with my time.
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I saw this post on Facebook. Totally agree with Die Hard, would also throw in Ghostbusters and the great outdoors In a survey "Die Hard" was the #1 movie that we can watch over & over & over again. What movie can you watch over & over & over again?
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So are we supposed to be mad about the movie "White Chick's"? Is that how sensitive we are to things now? Just trying to keep up and be trendy.
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Woke up this morning... Me: man I feel so relaxed Kids whispering in their room (I imagine): let's be defiant annoying little pricks. We don't need this old man getting used to fun days. #happyfuckingfathersday
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