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@JayCatch
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“How come stars don’t want to participate in the dunk contest?” Have you considered dunking isn’t as cool as it once was? Jordan and Nique are in their 60s. Luka wasn’t even 1 when Vince Carter won. Obama was president for Lavine/Gordon.
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Fans can vote via Tweets and they often do 2x bonus days like it’s Fortnite. You might be able to vote in Fortnite even. It’s not a serious basketball event. It’s a heavily sponsored cash grab from the league
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It’s not the one night I get to see all my favorite players. The internet exists. I can watch full game footage of these same dudes in a Tuesday afternoon run on a random Summer day from that one gym in NYC.
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scrolling my feed: super bowl, advertisement commentary, dead kid, super bowl, super bowl, dead kid, dead kid, dying kid, war propaganda, taylor swift, dead kid
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