Two different ppl just tried to talk to me at the same time while country music was playing and my brain almost exploded.

This is neighbor 😂

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Alexa - block all posts of people’s children going back to school on facebook.

If I hear- “we gotta divide and conquer” one more time at work I’m quitting.

Tears Don’t Fall by Bullet for my Valentine randomly comes on after all classic rock, my brother- “um what is this? This death metal shit is not kid friendly” 💀😂😂 #wasntme.

At a club watching Dateline and drinking a screwdriver on a Monday.

At a family reunion and sat back down with a beer and my cousin is talking to my brother about AA 😇.

New @ChevelleInc album

Patiently waited for Dateline to come on and already saw this episode b4

RT @PlamoDaddy: Seeing All American Rejects in a sheetz parking lot

RT @juliechenbible: Me playing Big Brother with my stuffed animals when I was 10 and my stuffed Mickey Mouse nominated me . #BB27 https://t….

Another person at work asked if I was fresh out of college 🕺.

At the point of the week where I want to be on a not enough length Roller Coaster Tycoon coaster evilly designed by 12 year old me.

Waiting on other peoples input to close out my tasks is just dumb

Well certainly didn’t expect having to talk in front of 30 people on ways to expand your skill set at this new employee training today jfc.

RT @Brian_Scally: Me after the first PowerPoint slide:. #BB27

Me yesterday on my friends boat but I fell into the boat not off

Me at Jason Aldeans bar in Pittsburgh, - “do you guys have mozzarella sticks” .“No”.

If you’re at the age where you need a cane, you probbbbb shouldn’t be driving. What a fucking morning 😂