ser_jay
@Jasy_20
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Omo my mutuals them don shame me today😭 na my ex, I go ask sey why she break up with me. She sey when we start to dey date I been broke and she understands but even after 1 year wey we dey together my story no change at my age😭 omo one time tears hold me me make I no lie.
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I just jam iron man but I no get vibranium for aale😢 would have made some k's to see front💔
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Not to me though
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My guy told me of an encounter yesterday. He entered a restaurant and ordered 3 wraps of amala because he doesn't eat beef he asked for the ponms they didn't have then he asked for egg. He said the look the lady gave him was very, very brutal.
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If you have someone you want to break out of prison Dm for deals 😂😂
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Walai I no fool reach you
I used to think with blue tick it would be easy I lied I was shooking on that bullshit Give me the strength to throw this blue tick away I don’t even deserve it Una to Dey lie Lie lie Big account why? Big accounts elenu meji(elenu meji!) Una to Dey lie Lie lie Big accounts why?
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Dey point fingers dey go ono go hustle
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Your lecturers looking at you after paying for sorting, knowing fully well they'll still fail you😂😂
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My guy told me of an encounter yesterday. He entered a restaurant and ordered 3 wraps of amala because he doesn't eat beef he asked for the ponms they didn't have then he asked for egg. He said the look the lady gave him was very, very brutal.
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My mutuals my babe is at it again. See where she carry me go this time dey accuse me of theft. I'm sure my mutuals know its not me.
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The moment she pulls back from kissing and asks "Do you still love me?" "Will you marry me?" back to back them no born you well na "yes" you go talk.
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Yesterday my neighbour and I had our first conversation, meanwhile we do greet each other every day. Neighbour: you're so tall, if you were to be a little bit taller you would have been ugly. You look cute and your height complement it. Me: thank you 😊
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That work wey I do yesterday wan kill me so madam sey make I chill for house na why you never see me for work chief
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I’m the most shy talkative awkward outgoing social antisocial person you will ever meet
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I can add round up the 89k for you
Any vacation/travel agency here? I need a 3 days trip maldives or Zanzibar , budget is 89k Everything should not pass 100k though! HMU
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Be honest: if money wasn’t an issue, would you still be doing your current job?
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Good morning my gorgeous mutual
Good morning my gorgeous gorgeous mutuals and future mutuals😍😍 Say it back o🌝
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Find yourself a peaceful and matured man and make sure to match his energy. You would love your relationship.
I’m starting to understand why some people would rather stay single.
Peace is actually addictive😂
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Things women were never properly taught about their bodies:
— Ovulation
— Discharge
— Hormones
— Fertility window
We just figured it out ourselves 😭
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