Paul Newman
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Oh God, do I really write some crap in here? Err.... Im obviously cool, im bloody handsome, and you better fucking love me.
Joined February 2012
Watching Dance Moms, and Abby Lee Miller just flicked the lid on a packet of Tic Tacs and then poured them all in her mouth, prior to a hot date. I'd no idea you could get Tic Tacs in America.
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π¨ NEW: The Government is considering banning X in the UK over Grok's sexual image generation [@Telegraph]
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David Bowie, born on this day in 1947. Here's one of his greatest songs.
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Imagine how pathetic you have to be for this being your dream scenario
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America and Britain, just chilling out together on the international stage..
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This is actually fucking insane. The world is on the brink of God knows what, and Sky News's priority is to get Corbyn on, discredit him, and catch him out with the whole 'do you condemn/are you friends with terrorists' shtick..
"If you condemn [Maduro] I'll move on" On Sunday McCaffrey interviewed Elliott Abrams & didn't ask him about his previous support for death squads in central America. Instead he allowed him to spew US propaganda unchallenged. Its telling who gets that treatment & who doesn't
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Just been to the dentist. She said I'm not allowed to eat or drink anything for the next 2 hours, so basically I'm fucked. I can't cope with this level of stress in my life π«
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Here's the first in a new series of tweets called 'People on the BBC that get on my Tits'. Think he's called Henry Zefman. He's basically Kylo Ren, to Chris Mason's Darth Vader, to Kuenssberg's Emperor Palpatine..
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Hereβs something Labour is able to take a position on.
UK: Labour minister tells local councils they could be sued for boycotting Israel https://t.co/nXIoUPdLhx
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I'd like a transition of power in the UK, does that mean Xi Jinping is allowed to kidnap you?
The UK has long supported a transition of power in Venezuela. We regarded Maduro as an illegitimate President and we shed no tears about the end of his regime. I reiterated my support for international law this morning. The UK government will discuss the evolving situation with
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Watching The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. The bloke playing Sinbad looks like Terence Stamp, he's just had it off with Caroline Munro, and now he's about to kill the villain played by Tom Baker
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Ffs, last night I missed Escape from Alcatraz on ITV2, and tonight a thing about the death of Bowie on Channel 4. So now I have to go into the Channel 4 app, the app will ask me to log in, I'll put in my password, it wont accept my password, I'll start smashing stuff up, etc etc
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There's only 45 minutes of Christmas left, so I'm gorging on the last of the Christmas cheese, crackers, wine, and candles..
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Basically if America decides you're a bit left-wing and not playing ball, then it'll make stuff up about you, then bomb the fuck out of you, and then kidnap your president.
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