Is it 2027 yet?

Very much looking forward to all the Raiders fans cheering for the Giants and the invading Giants fans cheering for the Raiders tomorrow in the Perverse Incentives Bowl.

I believe the classics all follow the path of the heroes journey.

Replying "Retooling? I'll retool YOU" to any question asked of me over Christmas dinner.

Xmas eve ended with my uncle as the only other person in the house. He had to wait for me to give him a ride. As I'm cleaning up: "Boy this is a big mess. You had too much food. You got a lot of stuff. Lot to clean here. Gonna take you a while." Solid uncle move, all around.

And, because it's mandatory in the year of our lord 2025: For Ozzy. https://t.co/2Ne06AQ5kE

I have no idea how @toomanyzooz "Funky Christmas" isn't a massive holiday smash to the point where you can't stand hearing it in every other Xmas commercial by now. I think MAYBE it got played in an NFL broadcast when they were going to break one time. https://t.co/vGlRGF0jyk

I would pay good money to watch the writing sessions for @psychostick "Æt." https://t.co/cJ4G0xuLwP

Reminder to all parties involved: George Lazenby is the right age to make Double-0 Santa come to life on the big screen. https://t.co/7j5jyrPLeC

Did you know you needed The Misfits' "Return of the Fly" backing a tale of scumbag tree lot workers? Now you do. @McChris knew before you did. https://t.co/NW8wXQB6Sa

"Fuck Christmas" gets the hype, but I dig @FEARLeeVing "Another Christmas Beer" more. It's a good song to drink Christmas beer to. Wait. All these songs are good songs to drink Christmas beer to. Also, dead silence is good to drink Christmas beer to. https://t.co/x4yNIWvzhB

But they're keeping their Xmas chops sharp with this year's tremendous "Santa Claus is Coming for Your Eyes." https://t.co/NYY4xROBxh

The @deadmilkmen "Christmas Party" is a song that took me a billion halfassed Blogger sites to find a viable MP3 back in the day and now it's all over YouTube. https://t.co/sGhrDK7UIm

The boys in @Vistablue_ have an entire catalog that speaks to my true loves: Christmas and baseball. But "Next Christmas" punches me directly in my soul, rips my soul's heart out, then lights my soul on fire like red-and-green Mola Ram. https://t.co/hSbzRAa5z8

While Darlene Love is unfuckwithable, the New Bomb Turks land the plane after a few loop de loops on "Christmas Baby Please Come Home." https://t.co/R04YQeBszp

Despite the Red Sox shirt in the vid, "I'm Not Getting Anything for Christmas" from The Other Girls does, in fact, whip ass. https://t.co/9jr1gmB1Ll

Because YOU demanded it (you did not, in any way, demand it): here's a thread of kickass holiday jams you (probably) don't know. Use 'em to annoy the family! Like @Airbourne "Christmas Bonus." As with most things, Aussies improve the experience. https://t.co/ER5WwsJNhN

This fuckin' guy.

Christmas just ain't Christmas without Santa @deesnider and Lemmy.

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