Just because you don’t have £872 to spend on a piano, doesn’t mean you can’t be the next Elton. #EltonJohnLewis

When it’s been over 2 weeks since you ordered from @OfficialPLT and your order STILL hasn’t arrived... and no tracking information... big event this weekend and ordered in advance on purpose!!! No reply from PLT either! Fuming!

Been trying to cancel your @O2 contract since Feb due to moving abroad, endless conversations, misinformation, an Instore visit whilst home visiting family - & it’s STILL not cancelled - & they tell you on the phone today is “you need to fly back to the UK to cancel it” FURIOUS!!

Guy (having sex): Oh yes Laurel! Give it to me! Laurel: WHO THE FUCK IS YANNY?!

Love when you have the plane to yourself 🤔🤥😅

Bradley has a message, #smileforbradley #download #thankyou

Screw going to 7s if the weather forecast is right

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Wellldone @anthonyfjoshua good fight, you had life & death with @klitschko & I played with the guy, let's dance 💃

Anthony Joshua has more wins than Spurs at Wembley in 2017 😳 #JoshuaKlitchsko

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

.@DavidLuiz_4 enjoyed that one! #CHESOU

Happy birthday @DavidLuiz_4! 🎉

Watching Southampton just isn't the same as watching Chelsea 😩💔

Respect people who find time in their schedule to see you. Love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

GOAL!!! #CHEMCI

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