Think I’m going to just use the new place for a bit and see how it goes. I can’t do more than one social media. It messes with my mind. Find me at —

Think I’m going to just use the new place for a bit and see how it goes. I can’t do more than one social media. It messes with my mind. Find me at —

Our local corner shop is selling stolen bottles of milk from udder the counter. #lunchpun

OMG! Trump as appointed me to Secretary of Being The Funniest Man in the World! Amazing

Has he been using Just Eat? @JustEatUK

"What do we want?" "A compilation album!" "What shall we call it?" "Now!"

"Knock-knock" "Whose their?" "The spelling police".

My homemade Indian bread recipe is second to naan. #lunchpun

Who remembers that time when @GaryLineker was on Blockbusters? 😁

'Bush Flowers' by Raelene Stevens, contemporary Australian Indigenous artist #womensart

Trump Elects Elon Musk For DOGE! (A Donald Trump Parody)

My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class, and I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower.

Out bid at the auction . An old poteen house built over a graveyard. Still, I won't dwell on the passed . #LunchPun

The unreliable guy that did the rocket countdowns for NASA got sacked after going off on one #LunchPun

-"Go and fetch the dog with the data encryption training" -"How will I know which one it is?" -"It'll be the one with the Bark code" #LunchPun

Dear @elonmusk, Do you have a BlueSky account? If so, where do we follow you?

My homemade Indian bread recipe is second to naan. #lunchpun

LGBTQ+ people have been missing from public data for far too long. That's why we've launched the Community Action Network, connecting you with emerging research to support inclusive public policies. Want to get involved? https://t.co/S2WzXjwzTi

'Button trees' by crafting artist Selena MacKay #WomensArt

Not believing in single-horned mythical creatures is totally unic-ceptable.