Janice Greer
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Most rainbows are not my own. 🌈
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The late Gilbert Baker, creator of the rainbow flag. 🏳️🌈
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Couldn’t they have just positioned the sign 1/2 a mile up the road? 🤔
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Arse, Wind & Fired.
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TIP: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the bin…
@TwopTwips
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Lay off Gene Hackman. He’s a film legend, and in his 90s. 💖
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Who fancies a lovely cup of powdery soup after a swim?
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I’m no pilot, but I’m pretty sure this wasn’t supposed to happen... 😬
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Mary had a little skirt.
The side was split in half
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her calf.
Mary had another skirt
With a split right up the front,
But she didn’t wear that one very often…
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Elvis Presley tweeting about what he had for lunch (June 1960).
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The earliest known image of Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards, c. 1140 CE.
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I’m no expert on politics (so be kind with any replies), but why are Labour voters demanding
#StarmerOut
when they’re so far ahead in the polls and *almost* certain to win the next
#GeneralElection
?
Meanwhile, here’s a FABULOUS rainbow. 🌈💖
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Someone keeps on sending me tubs of margarine in the post. So creepy. I think I’m being Storked.
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Abandoned fur 35 years, this Atlantic lighthouse was purchased for £1 and is to be fully refurbished into Wetherspoons’ first off-shore pub, offering duty-free drinks & food. 💖
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Hey, don’t criticise her outfit. I think she looks FAB. 💖
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FOR SALE: Genuine Van Gogh occasional table.
£100 — You can tell it’s genuine Van Gogh period, because it has a bit o’ veneer missing.
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I’ve tasted both, and I really can’t tell the difference. 🍷
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Cheese on toast with brown sauce is the world’s tastiest comfort food. 🧀💖
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@carolvorders
I just demolished a packet of Jaffa Cakes, while teaching my niece all about fractions. —Eating 1/4, 1/3 and 1/2 soon turned into, Full Moon, Half Moon, Total Eclipse.
Good responsible Auntie’ing. 😋
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You know you’re getting old when you realise Dennis the Menace and Gnasher are all grown up. 😮
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You know you’ve had too much to drink when you start seeing Scooby Doo in your cider.
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@Sandford_Police
@JamesBlunt
@JoeBangles11
I saw James Blunt buying 5 pallets of cheddar today at Tesco. He put them in the back of his car.
Admit it, James.
Your boot is full. Your boot is full, it’s true.
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The earliest known carol singers featured on the Bayeux Tapestry. Soldiers from Western France, they were known as the Brittany Spears.
#lunchpun
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I overcame my issue with back pain by drinking French sparkling water. It was recommended by my Fizzy Eau Therapist.
#lunchpun
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Coming soon to a public car park near you — parking spaces designated for BMW drivers. 💖
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What on earth happened to this tweet? I’ve never had a tweet go viral before! Notifications. Too many notifications!!!! 😬
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Googled for a photo of an OXO cube. Found a stock image.
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Who thinks the ampersand is underused? Let’s have a show of ‘ands’.
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Deport Mode.
Name this boy band.
Best Answer wins my used jockstrap.
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Lizzy had a little lamb
She also had a Dory;
Don’t be fooled by this cute pic
She’s still a scummy Tory.
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A massive sinkhole just opened up at the end of our road. If I can get a bit closer I’ll try to take a pho
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I play in a band called ‘Wonderbra’. We’re a support act.
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Want to hear lots of elderly women yodelling in a budget supermarket? You’ll hear it at the Lidl old lady queue.
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Just noticed that Nic Berry is ‘trending’. Is Heartbeat coming back? 🤩
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Before my surgery, the anaesthetist asked if I preferred to be knocked out with gas or canoe paddle. I said, “Ether/oar really”.
#lunchpun
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He clearly thinks he can easily get out of politics and into media work just like Ed Balls did. Except
@EdBalls
is a likeable character. Matt Hancock is not.
Understand it's "very likely" Matt Hancock will get the whip taken off him after only telling Tory chiefs in the last few hours about the shock move
One source says "it depends how much the British public like him how long he'll be off for..."
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Most people are pleased to see the little green man. But not me. He makes me cross.
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Finally… a photo of some kids without mobile phones in their hands.
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Never play darts with children. Their heads just bounce off the board.
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Pet insurance is terrific. My dog is in overnight for surgery, so they’ve given me a courtesy cat.
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- “Could you print ‘No Smoking’ in Arabic on the side of this tanker?”.
- “Sure”.
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- In a built-up area, cars and Bambi should not travel above 30mph.
- On a single carriageway, cars and Bambi should not travel above 60mph.
- On a dual carriageway or motorway, cars and Bambi should not travel above 70mph.
I always add deer to the rules.
#lunchpun
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You probably haven’t heard much about Jeff Aston from Cardiff.
At almost 80, he’s 1 of only 6 people alive today who have run every single London Marathon.
👏 Congratulations Jeff 👏
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Starlings in the sky at dawn at The Royal Pier, Aberystwyth. 💖
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