Wouldn’t you get arrested if you were to ‘bare it’ (Mark Palmer, Daily Mail, 07/02/26)?

The guy on Homes Under the Hammer has almost managed to make that maisonette look worse than before he started (imo). I’m a bit stunned.

What a goal! #Fulham

Just bought something in a supermarket (which I buy regularly) that hasn’t gone up in price since last week. I was genuinely taken aback, and I’m not even joking. #costofliving #shopping #supermarket

I’m poor as a church mouse since I retired last year, but reading how upset everyone is to be going back to work tomorrow is giving me a feeling of gratitude at not having to set my alarm tonight. Promise yourself a special treat for getting through the day.

McDonald’s I’ve been DM-ing you for several weeks now, but nobody’s picking them up and helping me. I can’t use my app currently so need it sorting, please! Thanks.

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk Be careful today #snow It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about

Hi. I posted this and you asked me to DM, which I did, but still no reply after three days. Please can someone look at this for me. Thanks.

Any idea which school they filmed Wild Cherry #wildcherry at? Can’t find anything online.

Oh, I’m so pleased for Malta. #WorldCupQualifiers

Please can someone get back to me

I had a reply from Lisa at Customer Support. I DMd back, but have had a warning come up about unusual activity on this account. I’m a bit concerned that this might be fake? It’s all getting a bit frustrating. 13 days I’ve been waiting for this to be resolved.

As Wimbledon is almost at an end I think it’s only right that I post the fabulous Not the Nine O’clock News lampoon of John McEnroe’s epic 1981 Wimbledon meltdown, which I believe every child in the world took great delight in repeating ad nauseam in the playground.

M4 in Wiltshire blocked as emergency services tackle vehicle blaze

Little’s Italian instant coffee is the best I’ve ever had. I have to travel miles to a Farm Shop to get it, as nowhere else sells the Italian one, unfortunately. #dragonsden @wearelittles

I didn’t see that coming! #mailonline ⁦@MailOnline⁩

I won £10 on the @LidlGB ‘spin of surprises’ today. So excited! If you shop there but don’t have the app then you seriously need to download it … now! There’s always an offer to be had. I get loads of bargains, every single week. #Lidl

Wiltshire woman, 87, missing on Christmas Day – family share new photo

This is the most beautiful couple of hours of relaxing, #chillout #Christmas music ever! (The first two songs are, coincidentally, similar, but the rest are all very different.) ⁦@bernleckie⁩ ⁦@helpmechill⁩

My friend Stephen Willis is fundraising for Swindon and Gloucestershire Mind. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving