“Dear Lord, what a sad little life, @bet365. You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.”

Behind the scenes at Westminster Hall where Queen Elizabeth II is Lying-in-State. The guards who stand vigil at the coffin take a break in a back room.

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Liam O'Neil's goal is the difference as @CambridgeUtdFC beat @MillwallFC. Who will join them in Round Two of the @Carabao_Cup? #EFL | #CarabaoCup | @CazooUK

GGOOOAAAALLLLL!!! #CamUTD | 🟡 1-0 🔵 | 58'

BREAKING: Real Madrid agree fee with Manchester United for Ronaldo believed to be around £80m.

To celebrate the arrival of the brand-new @CambridgeUtdFC away shirt, one lucky fan can win themselves a signed shirt thanks to The Mick George Group! Simply like & retweet this post, and make sure you are following us to be in with a chance of winning 🖊⚽ #CamUTD

Keep an eye out for my son Harry completing his sponsored walk! 🧡🖤

It’s been 19 years to the day and I still can’t explain how David Seaman did this. He had no business saving that. No business whatsoever. https://t.co/CrGDJKWr1K

My son Harry will be walking 10 miles for Cancer Research, from our house to the Abbey Stadium before the Charlton game on Tues 19th April! All donations hugely appreciated! 💛🖤 https://t.co/0E40NHeukH

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 intro was incredible @ForePlayPod @StoolGametime

The best video you'll see in a long time 😍 via @ManUtd https://t.co/Hsh9dkVcYs

Away day win and don’t you just love a Big Joey Ironside last minute winner #cufc

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩! 🤩 They stood out from the crowd, but who will you crown as your @Emirates Player of the third round? 👑 @22Mitov, @CambridgeUtdFC @BMbeumo19, @BrentfordFC Cole Palmer, @ManCity @MichaelOlise10, @CPFC

🚨VIDEO HAS DROPPED🚨 The MOMENT Cambridge STUN Newcastle!! Watch it here, 5000 fans going MENTAL! #cufc @CambridgeUtdFC Link - https://t.co/ctWsbFooCv

Embarrassing performance. Fair play to Cambridge fans though - best away support I've seen at St James Park for a while. #NEWCAM

Frustrating game to watch, made plenty of opportunities but couldn't finish them whilst onside 😒 Fair play to the 5000 Cambridge fans, sang from start to finish. #NUFC #NEWCAM #FACUP

Fancy winning yourself a signed copy of #FIFA22? 🎮 Simply 𝗥𝗧 this Tweet and 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗨𝗦 to be in with a chance, as well as commenting which console you'd like it on! #CamUTD

OOOOHHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDDD LIIIIIAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!