Me wondering if @Tubi did this intentionally, I just finished watching The fifth element starring Milla Jovovich, directed by Luc Besson, Milla's ex, the next movie suggested that started playing is mortal kombat, directed by Paul anderson, her current husband Coincidence?

So glad to have @TransLink 's transit pigs working hard to protect waterfront station from fare skippers. By the way, there's a dude pissing in a garbage can at Granville station. Keep up that great work, bacon bits! #YouAreAllOverpaid

Sorry Mave, I love you, but I've seen all of your videos, and I've seen them way too many times

This is despite the fact that I have reset my viewing history. Why is your algorithm so fucking broken? I don't want to dislike or unsubscribe from maven, I want to see his new videos, but I don't want to watch any of his fucking old shit for the hundredth God damn time!

I quite like putting something on to watch listen to in the background while I'm taking a nap, or going to sleep for the night. I made the mistake of watching all of Maven Huffman's videos a couple of months ago, and now the autoplay defaults to his videos

Third, I was watching a video earlier, laid down, let it play, took a nap. I woke up halfway when the next video started Again woke up halfway when the third video started. It was the same video as the first one!

Secondly, why do I keep getting shown shorts that I've not only already seen, already liked or disliked, and already commented on?

Just rewatched the ladder match between @JEFFHARDYBRAND and @undertaker I was into WWF when I was a kid, and didn't watch any during the '90s. This match is what got me back into wrestling in 2002. Thank you both so much for such a great match.

https://t.co/wkQIoS6ScS is @laurenboebert the dumbest person in Colorado? I know I have been saying it for years, but she keeps proving me right... is it dumber to be her, or dumber to be one of her voters who REelected her?

So I earned my forever avatar a while ago, but just noticed that I also earned the Voyager 30th anniversary frame as well. @TheDeltaFlyers I can't believe it's been three decades since I started watching the best crew heroically begin the long journey home #StarTrekFleetCommand

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I joined twitter before it was a dumpster fire, and I joined specifically to follow @shwood for a pretty cool magic trick

Do you seriously charge $5 more to buy my ticket at the airport? And then you wonder why people fare skip? I am so sick of paying for this terrible service

Trump just came out and said that he can't make grocery prices go any lower. Anyways, serious question if you voted for him, how's it feel paying for your eggs now? Also, follow up, do you remember when we told you that the president doesn't set the price on groceries?

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Happy birthday to @shwood I hope you're having a fantastic day!

So fucken tired of this bullshit that I forgot to post the picture. Anyways, here you go!

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The question I need to ask myself at this point is do I really need to climb some towers right now in order to make some progress in a video game that I kind of like? Go fuck yourself, fuck you, fuck your software, fuck your games, and fuck everyone who made all these decisions.

Problem solved? Hell no, that would be too easy for ubisoft. Now, there are too many trusted devices on my account? Spoiler alert, before I die, I plan on buying more devices is this going to be an issue every f****** time now? From now until the time I die?

Can I play it? No. First, I need to download the Ubisoft connect software which is horse shit, then I need to log in, and here's where the problem comes in. I can never remember my damn password for this particular piece of software. I just looked it up, I've got it now