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James Sweeney

@JamesSweeneyIII

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Creative Producer at @ModernWallSt, native New Yorker, former @nymex broker, superfan @Mets @ChelseaFC @nyjets @knicks! Tweets/views are my own

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2011
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
1 year
SNL 50 Highlights: Eddie imitating Tracy Morgan, Adam Sandler’s “50 years” tribute song, Debbie Downer returning, Sir Paul Performing & Garret Morris introducing and playing the entire Belushi graveyard dance sketch 🥹… Everything else… meh. #SNL50thAnniversary
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
2 months
Quick little rant: if you're a mom and your baby is crying in a public place (like a cafe)... not only should you be thoughtful and NOT blast your entire gossip-filled chat on speakerphone for everyone to enjoy... but maybe, just maybe, you should, get this, BE A PARENT, hang up
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@ModernWallSt
Modern Wall Street
3 months
A new week on Wall Street is here! 🌟 Be grateful, be thankful and greet those around you with a smile. Positivity is contagious — let’s be the spark that ignites someone else’s day (and the markets!) Make it count! #PositiveVibes #Gratitude #SmileMore #Thankful #MondayMotivation
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
3 months
You know you’re old when you’re vibing to all the 1980s songs playing out of the airport speakers ✈️ 😂 👴🏼 🤪 #gettingold #airport #tunes #music
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
4 months
I HATE that I LOVE all these AI soul/blues remakes of hip-hop classics! AI is taking classic rap songs like this Wu-Tang jam and making it… gasp… even better 🤯 I know I shouldn’t but I truly love this stuff 💯 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/WRgXRJSk7p
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
4 months
History made! For the first time ever, got final @Jeopardy correct TWICE in one week… sure, it may not be much of an accomplishment to some BUT at least I know my brain still works 🧠… for now 😂 🎉 👏
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Accurate #lol #facts #NFLWeek1
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
5 months
"We're not going to be the crew that pretends we're in New York when we're in New Jersey. We're going to show you New Jersey." - Ian Eagle.
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
This. Right. Here. 💯 #facts
@ModernxDad
Modern Dad
5 months
This is why we need more traditional Dad ✅
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Way too cool. Nearly 40-years later & still top notch 💯 #tech #oldschool #vintage
@historigins
Today In History
5 months
9. This Sony laptop was made in 1986
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Meanwhile, @amtrak was recently “praising” its newest “high speed” Acela train from DC to Boston which will take you 453-miles in…. Just under 7-hours 😂 🤦‍♂️
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
5 months
Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
What a GREAT story about #Wrestlemania to close out the holiday weekend 😂
@TripleHHHPaulL
Triple H’s Thoughts 💭
5 months
Mr. T’s comedian daughter sharing her personal wrestling experience with Hulk and Piper at WrestleMania is a story you need to hear. 😂
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Nobody knows noses like he knows noses😂 cheers 🍻 👃
@blinkinriley
Blinkin Grimy
5 months
That first beer of the college football season https://t.co/rZ4tDyKAVe
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
I thought a few signs of Doc Gooden tonight BUT this side by side has me wondering if this comparison is even better #LGM #Tong #TongTime #Lincecum #baseball
@LanceBroz
Lance Brozdowski
5 months
This is the Jonah Tong x Tim Lincecum mechanics comp you're looking for. 👇
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Damn. Kinda demanding? No? Yes? What do you think? 🤯 #TippingCulture #omg #FridayVibes
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
This is the best way to spend 2-minutes of my Friday afternoon 😂 #tablemanners #wwf #oldschool #lol
@the_joe_marotta
Joe Marotta
5 months
Lord Alfred Hayes teaches etiquette to Sherri and The Brawler
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Savor it gentlemen… further proves that you never know #miracles #nothingisimpoasible #congrats
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
5 months
THE SCENES FROM THE PITCH AFTER GRIMSBY TOWN ELIMINATED MAN UTD FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱 (via @CBSSportsGolazo)
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
A sad state of affairs that reminds me why I remain focused on making sure I regularly sit down to eat with family/friends and engage in conversation. Phones down and nothing “to-go”. Take in the surroundings and atmosphere.
@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
5 months
How people spend their free time, 1930-2024. https://t.co/syywKaa17P
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
5 months
Removed the barrel 🤦‍♂️ removed the old man in chair 🪑 🤦‍♂️ changed the warm brown color & font to a boring, neutral black 🤦‍♂️ & replaced the bean with a cheap “road hazard” sign OR a poorly designed name tag 🫘 -> 🏷️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ @CrackerBarrel has rebranded itself into a joke 🤡 #facts
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
6 months
Get this man a shirt that says “Legend” on it… now!!! 😂
@LibertyJen
LibertyJ
6 months
This dude testing fishing lures in the store. 😂
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@JamesSweeneyIII
James Sweeney
6 months
😔 🙏 #RIPHulkster
@JohnMcCloy
Johnny St.Pete
6 months
Hulk Hogan’s Entrance Song “REAL AMERICAN” will always be the greatest in WWF history. As a kid it would give us goosebumps & and adults it STILL DID.
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