Murr
@jamessmurray
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Hey it's Murr! Impractical Jokers on truTV every Thursday night! See me on tour - tix here: https://t.co/jHoGhMG5Vf
Joined June 2009
Second time in a month hanging out with this dude! @LiamPayne @Joe_Gatto @iHeartRadio @truTVjokers @Z100NewYork #jingleball2017 #ImpracticalJokers
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We begin filming Impractical Jokers again TODAY for the first time in 6 months! I'm so excited to see my friends and amazing crew again. I'm less excited to get punished today. @truTVjokers @WarnerMedia @truTV @TBSNetwork @thetenderloins.
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Happy birthday to my best friend and my best man @Joe_Gatto . Thanks for 30 years of laughter and love!.
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Happy birthday to the best friend a guy could have (and the guy who has the biggest heart of anyone I know), @SalVulcano . Send him some love!.
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10 years ago today at this very moment, Impractical Jokers premiered on TV. I feel blessed and lucky, and we realize this has all been possible because of you - our fans, friends and family. We love you. @truTVjokers
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Just spoke to an 11 year old fan to thank him & his family for buying Awakened. Here's what he said to me: "Murr, I found Larry. He was up your ass to the left." The kid's got some comedy chops.
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About to get punished, and I was told to dress very warm. I don't like the sound of this.
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My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds.
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And that's a wrap on the Impractical Jokers movie! Huge congrats to Sal, Joey, Q, Henchy, truTV and Funny or Die. Look for the movie next year! @truTVjokers @truTV @funnyordie @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn #ImpracticalJokers
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Thank you to all my friends and fans for the birthday wishes! Love you all!
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You've literally gotten every detail wrong. "Awakened". JUNE 26. Also I'm 98% sure you never read the book. But I love you too.
I am so damn proud of my friend. It’s been a dream of his for decades to be a novelist. And his book is SO GOOD. Make sure to pick up a copy of “Awake” when it comes out July 26 - love you Murr.
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So awesome meeting the immensely talented @HaileeSteinfeld and her adorable mom today while filming #ImpracticalJokers @Joe_Gatto @SalVulcano @BQQuinn @truTVjokers
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Birthday tradition continues, albeit a little different this year! @redlobster @melyssadavies
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Last night my parents & I got trapped in a small town in MD w/ all roads closed/no hotels. The amazing staff of Jumbo Jimmys ( took us in/fed us & a dozen fans offered us homes to stay in, which we took 1 up on. Thank u to all the good people in this world.
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Can't imagine a better way 2 spend my birthday than filming the Impractical Jokers movie w/ my best friends @Joe_Gatto @SalVulcano @BQQuinn , our great crew from @truTVjokers & @funnyordie & knowing that all this is possible cuz of our amazing fans friends & families. Thank u all
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Overheard just now in NYC: "How much goose d*** do I gotta suck to get some respect in this park?".
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Humans are awesome. So are puppies. And kittens. And babies. Agree with any of this? Retweet.
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Officially announcing the IMPRACTICAL JOKERS MOVIE, hitting theatres Feb. 21! Watch the trailer right here: @WarnerMediaGrp @truTVjokers @thetenderloins @truTV @TBSNetwork.
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Eyebrows NO LONGER ON FLEEK, thanks to my a-hole friends. I hate losing. @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK @WWE #WWERaw
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5 yrs ago today was the premiere of #ImpracticalJokers. I'm so grateful 2 my best friends, our amazing fans & @truTV 4 this incredible ride!
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Our awesome wedding invitations finally arrived! Thanks to Image3D for the very unique invitations! Check out their RetroViewer here: @Image3Dusa
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This was awesome. So cool meeting one of our idols tonight! @jonbonjovi @BonJovi @Joe_Gatto @truTVjokers
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I've never seen anything like this before in my life. Unbelievable.
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The first hidden camera challenge of the #ImpracticalJokers movie begins filming right. NOW!.
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Waiting for my punishment to begin. No clue what they're doing to me today, but I was told to trim my body hair. @truTVjokers @thetenderloins @truTV @WarnerMediaGrp
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Just had tears rolling down my damn face outside of Madison Square Garden. @thetenderloins @truTVjokers
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Our security guard on set just saved my life. Punishment days are the worst. I'm buying him a bottle of his favorite beverage!.
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In 8 years of filming this TV show, I have never. NEVER. been more embarrassed than what the guys did to me tonight in the Impractical Jokers movie. @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK @thetenderloins #ImpracticalJokers.
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Happy birthday to my America's childhood crush (and the worst first impression I've ever made), the ageless and supremely talented @danicamckellar !.
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A dream come true kinda night. None of this would be possible without our amazing fans. Thank you thank you thank you!
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Happy birthday to the best friend a guy could ever have, @Joe_Gatto . Send him lots of love, all!
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While filming at the famous Carlo's Bakery today, Q admitted to being the Cake Boss' cake bitch. All in all, a good day. @CakeBossBuddy @TLC @truTVjokers @truTV
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Happy Father's Day to Dad Murray! You think we looked alike when we were younger??
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Thank you 2 our amazing UK fans that made this the best week of our lives. See you in October @thetenderloins @ComedyCentralUK @truTVjokers
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Last week @Joe_Gatto forgot to sign his bill at the hotel spa, so he asked me to sign it for him. I'm not sure how his 60 minute massage turned out to be more expensive than my 90 minute massage. @truTVjokers #ImpracticalJokers
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Just overheard on the streets of NYC: "I think someone roofied my churro.".
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This is unbelievable. A letter to me from Santa Claus, Dec. 25, 1986. Just found in my parents' basement.
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Exciting news. I've landed my first endorsement deal. Starting today I'm the official spokesperson of My Shiney Hiney. Here live at my billboard off Route 22 in Hillside NJ. Link in bio. Use promo code "MURR" starting Dec 1. @MyShineyHiney
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I haven't been home in two months, and I'm just a few hours away! I literally cannot contain my excitement.
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UK fans-please rest assured my blankie is safe & sound. They tricked me & used fake blankies. Yes I'm about to be 40
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Filming season 9 of Impractical Jokers. Best damn job ever. You're going to love this punishment. @thetenderloins @WarnerMediaGrp @truTVjokers @truTV @TBSNetwork
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This coming Thursday is the season 7 finale of #ImpracticalJokers - an hour-long Holiday Spectacular, and we wore our ugliest sweater! @truTVjokers @truTV @thetenderloins
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At dentist & for the past 15 minutes, I've heard a nurse from the other room say "Irene, can you open your eyes? Irene?" Am I being pranked?.
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Great birthday lunch @redlobster with my best friends @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK
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@fandomwhiffler @SalVulcano Try to make friends with 3 other guys that you'll eventually create a TV show with 25 years later.
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Just overheard from a tourist: "If this were our last day on Earth, wouldn't you rather have double the Ceasar dressing?".
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Why do I get a bad rap for stepping on shoes when THIS is how @SalVulcano sits on set?! #ImpracticalJokers @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK
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Just overheard on the streets of NYC: "I think I go to the gynecologist way too much.".
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Love you, Newcastle and Dublin. Thanks for an amazing end to the tour, and a huge thanks for all the love from our fans for the past 2 weeks.
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Season 7 of #ImpracticalJokers begins TONIGHT at 10p EST / 9p CST on @truTV Any guesses who loses the first episode? @truTVjokers.
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That was Joe Gatto that tweeted from my phone last. Don't get me wrong, though. I like babies and puppies and humans as much as the next guy.
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Overheard just now: "The only reason I haven't killed you yet is cause you feed me.".
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I can't even catch a break on my own damn movie! @truTVjokers @truTV @ComedyCentralUK #ImpracticalJokers
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Trying to bring some laughter every Thursday night - watch the video below and play Cards Against Humanity with me tonight at 9pm EST and let's help each other get thru this together!
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