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Jake Horsey

@Jakehorsey_

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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Old school songs are so much better than the new ones
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Think im the only one not going boardmasters
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Your mistaken if you think college is better than school
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Got two mates with kids, both getting married and theres me stuck in waiting for palace to open its doors, tragic times
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Still cannot over the man that gave me the opportunity to play football and believe in me when I was 16 is sadly no longer hear. Thanks for everything Johnny Warren⚫️⚪️😓
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Got a feeling 2021 is going to be pretty much the same as 2020😕
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Shaanz is 100% the best takeaway in town!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Im telling you no saturday beats getting up,getting a breaky early doors, going footie, few beers after then a fat off night out, thats how a saturday should be spent⚽️🍻
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Its alright @SwansOfficial . Didnt want 4.2k anyway.....
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
If only bridgy had uber eats🐷
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Weekends really are dead without football
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
A last minute holiday abroad would be great right now
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
I work 45 hour weeks and all Ive got to show for it is a battered liver and an empty bank account🙄😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Officially retiring from drinking
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Saturday has been and always will be football day, miss it alot⚽️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
This is why I love football⚫️⚪️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Nandos would go down a treat now🤤
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
A holiday after all of this is very needed🍻
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Not going to lie the pubs shutting for a month or two can only be a good thing for the liver
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Used to be able to do all nighters and now I gone by 8🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Can tell im old when im in bed by 10
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Knuckling down with football this year⚽️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
What do people actually get out of setting places on fire is beyond me
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Was so good to be out shanking balls out for throwins for 90mins⚽️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
I find myself wasting so much time on tik tok its a joke
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
How Ive survived 20 years is a mystery
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Need a mrs to keep me in on saturday nights😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Cant wait to play in these⚽️⚽️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
@fc_westbower
West Bower Social Club 🦅
4 years
Not sure what’s happening here but we have another! Gez presses well, ball breaks to Gilby who finds Horsey for his hat-trick! 7-0!!!!!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Dont know how much longer I can do college
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Good weekend at the office. 2 games. 2 wins. 2 stinking hangovers. 1 winning goal. We roll⚽️🍻
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Still hasnt kicked in that were county cup winners⬛️⬜️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Hanging is a under statement
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Fancy a nandos badly
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Should really start the gym but I honestly cannot be bothered
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
8 years
Im so so buzzed and happy!!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Cup final day🐝🐝🐝
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Hard yards finally paying off... nearly 5kgs gone in 3 weeks!🏃
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Looking through my online banking after a night out makes me feel sick
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Cant believe I cut a hole in my duvet whilst wrapping presents🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
I swear to god referees target me
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Well it looks like im going work with a hangover on thursday🙄🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Colder mornings are 100% harder to get up for
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Absolutly loving football at the moment!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
I cannot believe how hard the government has fucked this😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
My head is absolutely pounding
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Boris has completley fucked this whole thing so badly
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Im one of those January people who signed up to the gym and fucked it off by February🤦‍♂️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Why does January feel 20x longer than any other month
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Cant wait for that first curry night out in spice club🔥
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Might be an unpopular opinion but cricket is such a boring sport
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
De gea is finished
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Cant believe the football season starts a week today🐝
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Utz⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
@middlezoyrovers
Middlezoy Rovers FC
3 years
Many thanks to @AfcMinehead for the game today. A vary late goal from @Jakehorsey_ at the far post from a @liamwinter16 cross won it for @middlezoyrovers 0-1.
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Work in two hours, im fucked
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Never a booking🙄🤥
@PlymouthPFC
Plymouth Parkway FC
4 years
YELLOW 59’ - @Wellington_AFC Horsey booked for a rash challenge on Carter @PPFC #COYY
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
8 years
Love it when you see people get back what they deserve😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
ITS FOOTBALL DAY!!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Having to use someone elses ID even though im 18 is embaressing😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Maccies need to do a all day breakfast
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Kid you not this is up there with the worst hangovers Ive had in a long while
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
I honestly wish I had the motivation to go out running
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Back to the strava runs it is🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Going out really does not interest me with all this 10pm shit
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
A takeaway would go down a treat right now
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Ngl I think Ive just kept putting weight on and ate more shit since I tweeted this...
@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
After 6 weeks of not drinking Ive lost a little bit of that beer belly👌
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Just to clarify me and @Baker2012Liam did not go college party🙈
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
So much to pay for with so little money
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
19 in 2 months is a scary thought
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Back to reality🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Really want the football season to start!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
I swear this 4 day weekend has gone just as quick as a 2 day one🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
All I can say is roll on the summer☀️
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Good deed done for today helping an elderly man falling over and helping him up
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Wish my life away waiting for the next episodes of love Island
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Tempted to try my first ever chinese
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Really want a tattoo
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
After 6 weeks of not drinking Ive lost a little bit of that beer belly👌
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Weekends go far far to quickly
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Oh my god…
@ManUnitedZone_
United Zone
3 years
Andreas only scores screamers 😂🚀
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Safe to say legs are fucked and im super unfit...
@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Lets see what 15 weeks without exercise is going to be like tommrow😳
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Think Im one of few people not drinking tonight😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
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@middlezoyrovers
Middlezoy Rovers FC
4 years
We are trying to raise £4000, the funds lost with the cancellation of the football league season 2019/2020 due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT. Thanks!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Wes Nelsons new song is an absolute banger!
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
8 years
Love a lazy sunday
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Radio 1 playing christmas songs... whats the world come to🙈
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
I swear as you get older everything hurts that much more
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
I so wish Id booked today off🤢
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
Cheers Hazard👀
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Dont think cutting my own hair was one of my greatest ideas😂
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Weekends are never the same without a ‘pub for one’ full well knowing its only ending one way
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
7 years
Serouisly debating becoming a pro in 8 ball
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
5 years
When your going Barcelona but still got 4 more days of work to go....
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Why is a ‘couple’ of beers never just a ‘couple’🤢
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
How was prom 3 years ago😳
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
4 years
Imagine going bridport on a tuesday night. Go into the warm up for then for the game to be called off🙄
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
Think im the only one who hates carnival
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
6 years
This heat is to hard to sleep in
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@Jakehorsey_
Jake Horsey
3 years
Fed up of being bored all the time
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