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Jake Jesuss

@JakeJesuss

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Birmingham, AL
Joined September 2009
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
2 months
Working IT will slowly turned you into an asshole… cause wym you don’t know how to ** insert remedial task that was taught in grade school**
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
3 months
I ain’t never seen a nigga work his way AWAY from some p*ssy like this 😂😂😂 #LoveIsBlind
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
3 months
Carson Wentz is Ass.
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@noahtalksdallas
Noah
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@lilduval
lil duval
6 months
I never understood the hype of Dunkin’ Donuts. They donuts always been dry
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
7 months
Learning that your help/support system can come from where you least expect it. Thankful 🙏🏾
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
7 months
I’ve been thinking about all of the recent stories about artists selling their catalog. Specifically, I’ve been wondering if the companies brought the artists’ catalogs to train AI and remove artists from the picture completely…. Scary stuff🥴
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
7 months
“Damn Near” is a unit of measurement.
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@cyberandchill
Cyber and Chill
7 months
This is your reminder that you should be studying for your next IT certification.
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
9 months
Kendrick/Sza ATL show was live af, and packed af.🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
9 months
R.I.P Pimp C.
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@Amin_Joseph
Amin Joseph
9 months
If you didn’t get your woman before 2015 you cooked, don’t shoot the messenger
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
9 months
I don't see how y'all watch Black Mirror. it's too Creepy and within the realm of possibility.
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
9 months
Yall were
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
11 months
Reddit>Google
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
11 months
The “English” y’all Indians learn and the English we learn must be two different languages. Cause we don’t understand a word of what yall be saying 😂🙃
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
1 year
Not a great day: It’s gloomy outside The eagles are going to the superbowl The cowboys still suck and I’m not solving any problems at work today …
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
1 year
Porsche 911 Turbo S Edition.
@TheCryptoSquire
John Squire
1 year
If you won the lotto today, like a big one, let's say $150M, what's the first thing you'd buy? Don't say paying off debt, I'm talking, what's the very first thing you'd buy.
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
1 year
“I gotta baby otw” is my ticket out of everything lately 😂
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@JakeJesuss
Jake Jesuss
1 year
I cooked every dish for Christmas dinner. I get overwhelmed and exhausted doing it; But I cant trust others with certain dishes, and I don’t like mfs in my kitchen 😂😅
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