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Just spent a full 3 hours deep cleaning the kitchen... Adulting is not it sis.
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I’m so sick of seeing people selling their dogs because of ‘change in circumstances’. Like fucking no, change yo damn circumstances. Do you just give a child away when you didn’t realise it would be this hard. Nor ya fucking bunch of melts. Selfish!
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I just have one thing to say about this whole Birmingham LGBT school teaching bullshit. If you ain’t gay... someone telling you some people are gay. ain’t gonna make you gay. YOU👏🏼CANT👏🏼CATCH👏🏼GAY👏🏼
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I lost my mam 15 months ago and today is her birthday. She would have been 53. I’m angry but happy birthday Mam, I love you millions❤️❤️❤️
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Does anyone else go on Rightmove and search for houses between 1 and 5 million just because ya gay and ya love looking at houses?
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I have been SOOOO hungover today for the second weekend in a row and I honestly feel like it’s not worth spending like £100 to dance around for 3 hours and then be ill as fuck the next day... There is so much more fun things you can do for half the price. I think I’m done with it
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Incase anyone was wondering, I have the key... so back off💪🏼
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For some reason I always have this overwhelming need to be productive and today I feel shitty about doing nothing. Someone tell me it’s okay to do nothing sometimes🥺
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Since all of our friends with wombs have babies, we decided to get a baby of our own🐶😍
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So I bought this hoodie straight from the pyjama section but I'm totally wearing it outdoors, sorry bout it😎
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Happy Valentine's Day to this little shit. I love you more than anything👨❤️👨💖✨
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Craigs banned me from PlayStation until I do some housework😩 Does anyone want him because I don't?..
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Looking at old pictures of yourself and establishing your now FAT AS FUCK!😅😅
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This kind of home furnishing honestly needs to fuck off and never return.
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Me and Craigy get the keys to our house on Friday and I'm BEYOND ECSTATIC😁😝👬
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When your family is going on holiday in 2 days without you and they didn't even tell you about it. Well slap my face and call me adopted🙃🙃🙃
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I’m a strong believer in “do whatever the fuck you want as long as your not hurting anybody”🤟🏼
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Does anyone else spend a whole ass twenty minutes typing out a tweet, over thinking it and then just deleing it?🤔 I need to get some balls. Like this is my motherfuckin account, why do I care what people think??
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When someone you work with is being an arsehole but you have to work with them so you acting nice af😂😂😂
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When your so drunk you want pizza to be your husband and garlic sauce your bridesmaids🍕🍕
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It can’t come quick enough mi amore❤️🔥 I’m the luckiest man alive💍🥹❤️🔥
How it started vs how its going 🥹 I’ll tell you whats new my love - WE’RE GETTING MARRIED IN 76 DAYS! 👰🏽♂️❤️🔥
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I've actually just snipped my balls with a pair of fucking scissors😩😭😭
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I usually see Friday as my queue to get mortal drunk but I'm seriously enjoying lounging around in my pj's eating food and watching crap tv😊
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This week defo had 78 days i don’t care what anyone says. And relax😴
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Our first ever YouTube video is up! Show us some love and RT for a shout out in the next one❤️
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Never a dull moment. Love you shit head❤️
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My fave birthday gift off
@craigfulcher__
. No money or expensive gift is worth more than this to me! (I’m not saying that because he didn’t spend money on me, he did. And those things are lovely but this is what means the most)🤣🤣❤️
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Take me back to Amsterdam NOW!😩 I'm actually smiling for a change, instead of being a shady bitch😂😅
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I’d have to put that child in the bin. Like what are ya actually meant to do with that??
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*me at work tomorrow*
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't set my alarm because I didn't want to get up because I don't want to be here"
😂😂😂
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Aw craigy did our housework before I came in from work so we can chill and play PS4 and eat pizza😍
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Cruise booked for Croatia and the Greek isles with a nights stay in Venice! 2017 come at is😁😁
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Someone at work Drew weird facial hair on my bunny and cut his head off so I had to staple him back together😭
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Is it just me that is ever so slightly offended by being called someone's gay best friend?😒
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Okay so I’ve had some wine and I’m drunk but I’ve just had popcorn and I got a kurnel in my mouth and had no where to put it so I swallowed it and like now I’m concerned. Is it going to pop inside of me when it gets warm??😱😱
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Omfg members of the male population. When a beard or moustache hair gets caught in your phone😭😭
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I accidentally got drunk and now we’re going to the shop for more wine and getting on a bus to Taco Bell 🔔 🥴
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Finally feeling like I’m living my own authentic life and it feels so amazing🧚🏼���️✨
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I’m gonna smash your fucking head in.
I’ve just walked past the washer (with my clothes in) and.......... I wanna shoot myself in the fucking face
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What happened to Alyssa was tragic, Katya was ROBBED and Alaska is a brat. That's the T🐸☕️
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