The way to be good at Business is to talk on the phone a lot and repeat “that’s a lot of money.”

Opening up a nonprofit called the Center for Therapeutic Roughhousing and Horseplay. Think of the tax benefits.

6 7 was funny. All numbers are funny. Are they in my head? Out in the world? In some abstract Platonic realm? One can't help but laugh.

*Sees red and blue flashing lights behind me* “They must be pulling me over to give me some kind of good driving award”

I carry around fake reading glasses because putting them on to read a Document gives a dignified air.

A heavy rainstorm sounds like a continuous applause.

I’ve been leaving incoherent 5 star reviews of local businesses on Google and the owners’ responses are like “thanks, we’ll take it!”

Do you think Trump, Netanyahu, and the Ayatollahs will find a common love for mankind in the awe and amusement of a person flipping many times midair?

Ever since the age of silks and spices, western businessmen have been trying to establish a presence in Asia.

Beautiful day atop these hills.

RFK only ran for office to share his exercising in jeans fetish with the world.

A troop of gymnasts and acrobats who travel around entertaining heads of state is the only thing that can bring peace to the Middle East.

I know this is a cliche point by now, but genuinely what is wrong with cyclists? Their tendency to pedal forth with complete disregard for anything around them needs to be studied.

Here at the company, we have a growth mindset. We’re aiming for stage 4 growth. Metastasized growth.

I need a girl with alternative ways of knowing.

We all paid higher prices because of the tariffs and now the companies, not the consumers, will get a refund. The United States is a giant scam.

My malaise would be fixed if there was a major discovery in fundamental physics in my lifetime.

Why is every businessman named Jim?

Stevie Wonder has like 5 albums that would be the peak of most other great artists.

Clavicular and his cavalcade of characters, including the ASU Mogger, are social media programming pushed by tech billionaires. They want us to subtly accept the “elite” vs “underclass” framing so that the public is more amenable to surveillance/control over the “undesirables.”