I’m getting a tattoo.

RT @thrluv: yes i’m a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, & critical analysis.

My trying to impress trade that likes chicken salad from 81st deli

Me when I.

This is the nastiest read I have ever seen.

Me to the random drunk girl that I just met at the gay club

Flushing the toilet while the shower is running.

RT @birthday_b0y: when i finally eat a meal and my headache, low energy, and suicidal thoughts all go away suddenly

Have you ever asked a coworker if they want you to get them food when you pick up yours and they think you’re offering to pay…pain

I may act easy but trust only a select few actually get to hook up with me.

If I come over and you don’t have wipes in your bathroom.I know you got a poopy booty.

🦦

Y’all what does this mean?

My boss was like which location do you wanna work at tmmrw…baby I’m calling in tmmrw

It’s so funny because the people who hate on me in my post are only giving me more reach and make my tweets show up on their stuff more by interacting with my post 😂.

If you reply before I send my gif/reaction pic I’m blocking you.