Jägermeister UK
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The official Twitter account of Jägermeister UK. Tweets are for those aged 18+ only.
United Kingdom
Joined December 2011
The best thing about the weather being so cold is that my shot stays ice cold for longer ❄️🥃
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If Aliens ever land on Earth we need to make sure we give them an ice cold shot of Jägermeister as a peace offering otherwise who knows what might happen 👽 🥃
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket because there won't be any room for a bottle of Jägermeister 🥃
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Laptop: Closed Jägermeister: In the freezer Message in the Group Chat: Sent
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They're funny: 🤣🤣🤣 They're cool: 😎😎😎 They don't like Jägermeister: 🤨🤨🤨
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People walk into bars and the first thing they order is a shot of Jägermeister 🥃 (It's me, I'm people)
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Thinking of starting an events company. The business model’s simple: find the nearest place that serves ice cold shots, take my mates, drink said shots, go home a few hours later… Someone tell Lord Sugar I will see him now.
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A shot of Jäger at room temperature is like a stag without horns. Still good, but could be better.
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What if one day all the Jägermeister in the world just disappeared? Is there a plan in place for that?
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I was having a drink with my mates last night and the place we were in didn't have any Jäger at all. We were just round at my mate's house, but that's no excuse.
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I'm at a hälloween party rn and the scariest thing about it is that nobody has brought any Jäger 😱
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What do you mean you have a kettle and not one of these in the kitchen...?
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Remember, every time you order a shot of Jäger, a stag gets its wings.
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I have Stag-atarian diet, which basically means the only shot I'll drink is Jägermeister 🤷♂️
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In a galaxy far, far away... They're in a bar ordering shots of Jägermeister.
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New neighbours have just moved in... Got a feeling we're going to get along.
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When the plans finally make it out the group chat, it usually means someone muttered those three key words. "Ice", "cold", "shots".
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Messaging the group chat that's been dead for the last 4 months to see anyone fancies a drink. It's worth a shot 🥃
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We've just received word from a trusted source that tonight we're drinking Jäger. Me. I'm the source 🥃
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