Jae Sambo
@JaeSambo
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Music Producer/Videographer Email:[email protected] Conscious, Hood, Nerd, Cook, Artist ,View Pin Thread, Backup: @JaeSambo22
wanigaS, Michigan
Joined August 2019
Ladies what y'all doing if y'all was about to cum and he said "YUP!!. You just got a whole HEAP of dick!" in Shannon Sharpe voice? 😭💀💀💀.
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I mean you can take $20 to the bank and ask for it in half silver dollars then sell each one for 11 dollars a piece. 😭 You just turned $20 into $440.
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I think I look regular, but people think I'm funny and love my intellect and cooking. 😂 I don't lack confidence though. 😭.
MEN? Do you think that you are handsome?.
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Fbi showed up at my doorstep back in 2012 and I still think they be fucking with me till this day. 😭.
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They're rewriting history right in front of us and gaslighting us about it.
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Sometimes you just need a titty in your mouth while she recite some poetry to you.😭.
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I hate when you make an obvious joke that's obvious af and here come that 1 mf ruining it. For example. Me: You got a watermelon head!. Person: AKCHUALLY that's scientifically impossible. The human genome doesn't contain the genes to express a head of that magnitude. 😑😭💀.
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A lot of dudes like the qualities of a wholesome woman and the qualities of a hoe. There's not that many wholesome hoes around so they want 2 girls. 😭💀.
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Wasn't that the same girl that was trying to expose Mr Make it Happen? 😭💀.
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Why whenever someone ask who y'all talking about y'all ignore them? Fuck y'all. 😂😂😭💀.
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MY DIET DR KELP?? DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK??? 😡😂
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Lingerie cool and all but I like how that booty be moving in that moo moo. 👀.
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People be confident af in their assumptions with little to no information.
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I always show appreciation and gratitude because at the end of the day even though we like to think people should do something, not a soul is obligated to do a damn thing for another person.
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Not me but this boy touched my sister booty one time on the way to school on the bus. My sister stabbed him tf up with a pencil. (as she should) My dad took her to school from then on out. 😭.
Parents, what's the funniest "bad" thing that your child did that you had to punish them while holding back laughter?.
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