Pimento cheese sandwiches got nothing on this spread

Rome wasn’t built in 30 minutes. Let me perfect my craft #redlegs

If you saw me taking a stroll with a Smuckers umbrella, no you didn’t

Love might be real after all

Who said college was hard? #neverkillyourself

+2 Landscaping IQ

Omg I love your personality.

Imagine how much more electric the derby would be if the losing jockey got deported.

How this past week has felt logging onto bapple finder everyday

Don’t mind me splitting the pony #horse4

No matter what, always save a McDouble for later.

76 degrees on a friday at the frat house.#LeatherStepperWeather

The most insufferable man on earth is the guy who will look at this plate and ask “you gonna eat the rest of the meat off those?”

This Geico pig commercial is so annoying it’s making me feel like I took this mf for granted

If you can’t drunk drive home, you’re just weak minded #growup.

Expand the fuck out of Taco Bell hoodies

Air the pigskin out #masculinity

No one talks about how intense the stand off is when you go into a stall right next to a guy. Both guys are just waiting for the other one to rip first. I lost my stand off today #notmytuesday

How did my opponent have enough elixir to send back to back golems