Today my dad beat cancer for the second time and I couldn’t be more proud!

What da hell?

The Orioles are signing first baseman Pete Alonso to a five-year, $155 million deal, per source. @JeffPassan first. Baltimore has landed a major bat.

Lamar getting MVP chants in Buffalo is so cold lmfao

BigX @BigXthaPlugg is one of my current favorites. J Cole not hard enough.

The Baltimore Orioles fired manager Brandon Hyde, sources told ESPN.

Opening Day

🗣️ I'M FROM BALTIMORE. THAT'S WHY.

https://t.co/0bYScoztsD

WHAT A COMEBACK 🔥 Pitt's game-winning drive to defeat West Virginia in the Backyard Brawl 😤

Super Bowl LIX. New Orleans. https://t.co/RwqVLDGdgf

You know you bad when you can pose from any angle.

Inject this into my veins

Life ain’t nothin’ but a funny, funny riddle.

IF GO-AHEAD GRAND SLAMS ARE YOUR THING:

I’m 6'5" and actually played baseball. The fact I went to college and got a degree and worked hard might be lost on you. I don’t play backgammon but I do play chess. I could also twist you into a pretzel.

That baseball cleared customs.

Late July, oh my, all in good time.

HAPPY HOLLIDAYS!!!!

We have made the following roster moves:

WHAT AN ENDING!! THE @ORIOLES WALK IT OFF!