Jack Tilde
@JackTilde
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Bestselling author of satire and absurdist fiction. I #FollowBack writers, readers and interesting people. #WritingCommunity #Author #IndieAuthor
Maine, USA
Joined November 2023
I don't want to be insensitive, but it isn't like Archibald Asparagus didn't try to warn us. https://t.co/Cu1ZZ3jWR9
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"His farm was his dream, and I had the privilege of helping him with it for a little while," girlfriend Jennifer Green said in a statement.
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A stitch in time saves nine, but a stitch too slow, "Fuck, I can't sew." #words
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Prometheus for Breakfast was chosen among a small number of Indie reviews to be published in the current print issue of Kirkus Review. #BooksWorthReading #BookReview
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Back on top once again! Get your free copy of Prometheus for Breakfast until tomorrow at the link below. https://t.co/UMmCejQDPQ
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I need help to settle a debate with my wife. You overhear your married couple friends say this: Him: You want your sandwich cut or uncut? Her: You know I like them cut. Him: And with extra mayo. Her: Oh yeah! Are they talking: A) Sandwiches B) Sandwiches and something else
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Prometheus for Breakfast is free on the Kindle today and tomorrow only. Check out the book Kirkus called "A lighthearted and thoughtful journey to hell and back." #readerscommunity #BookBoost #BookTwitter
https://t.co/2xTSFFCLPu
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Prometheus for Breakfast: A Darkly Absurd Tale of Death, the Afterlife, and the End of Everything
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My Wife Teaching the Kids Anatomy: Humans have a cochlea. Dogs have a cochlea. What else has a cochlea? Me: Star Wars has a coke-Leia. Wife: ::unamused look::
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I don't know who this David guy is, but he is my new favorite person after his Goodreads review of Prometheus for Breakfast.
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Anyone else realize Easter and Hitler's birthday are the same day this year? It's an interesting coincidence. Especially the importance of the number 3. Jesus rose on the third day. Hitler had the Third Reich. And they only had three balls between them.
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I just got an email from Kirkus that my Kirkus Indie review has been selected for inclusion in the Kirkus Reviews magazine. Is that significant? Sorry, clueless debut author. #WritingCommunity #Writer #authors
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It's funny how the brain works. Looking at the Amazon listing for my book and it's all been 5 stars. Feels pretty good, but not great. Got my first 3 star review and it's like, "Well, guess I must suck." #writing #writers #author #books #WritingCommunity
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Hear me out, a law firm that specializes in civil cases for Italians called "Tortellini."
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If you don't like it, unfollow me.
Seriously, I'm thinking of addressing Trump as "Putin's B*tch" for the next four years. Would I be wrong?
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@JackTilde "Hell was fixed… until GOD broke it again." Jack Tilde’s Prometheus for Breakfast is a darkly absurd, mind-bending journey through the afterlife, where demons give life advice, corporations play god, and one ordinary man must save existence itself. Hilarious,
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It's official! Prometheus for Breakfast is now #1 in all three categories! Today is the last day to get it for free at the link below. https://t.co/dUIL6UmH37
#bookstagram #bookstoread #comedyculture #WritingCommmunity
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Well, that was fast. Prometheus for Breakfast is now #1 on Amazon for Satire and Absurdist fiction. #WritingCommunity #readers #BookReview #books #Satire
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Today through Wednesday only, get Prometheus for Breakfast for FREE on Kindle. Find out why it has been called "dazzlingly inventive and darkly humorous" and "A lighthearted and thoughtful journey to hell and back." https://t.co/TSxpH03ljA
#readers #books #booklovers
amazon.com
Prometheus for Breakfast: A Darkly Absurd Tale of Death, the Afterlife, and the End of Everything
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::Walking down the street with my son at age 7:: Son: What's that place? Me: A CBD store. Son: we should go there, but we don't have a CBD player.
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