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Weeb for the East Coast. Sports Barracuda Forever. #FSGOut

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@JackPLamb
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Your employer should give you a recess break if it is 60 degrees or warmer
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I overestimated the legacy of Who Let the Dogs Out as a kid
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Posted on Christmas Day
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Dark reality of modern marriage.
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@JackPLamb
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1460 SAT gets you into Cornell in maybe like 2010
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Getting into the Strokes at 22 years old in 2024
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@KEEMSTAR
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None of enemies ever want peace.
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@JackPLamb
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@grandpafunk1 It seemed like the most popular song of all time other than like Happy Birthday
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@JackPLamb
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8 months
Rare to see the guy of the relationship have the fiancee gums
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She said YES. Mindy, thank you for making me the luckiest man in the world. “He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the Lord” - Proverbs 18:22
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@JackPLamb
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@dollarbillbluez Each year thousands of upper middle class seniors with the most boring stories are shocked when they get rejected by Brown and end ‘settling’ for Duke
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@JackPLamb
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Thank you Eagles security team 🫡
@TheGeneral_0
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So it's acceptable to display an LGBTQ or BLM flag but not an American/Israeli flag at an Eagles game? George Norcross was removed from the Philadelphia Eagles game for displaying an American/Israeli flag in his box.
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@JackPLamb
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Yes
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Happy Dog
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Nick turned 19 today. Doesn't he look great for his age?🐶💜
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@JackPLamb
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A 28 year-old Brockhampton fan?
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@JackPLamb
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I hate The Dare in the same way I hated Justin Bieber as a 9 year old. I would love to see Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him!
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@JackPLamb
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6 months
“To Pimp a Butterfly is Obama NPR white liberal music.”
@queersocialism
josh!
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to pimp a butterfly being the quintessential obama presidency rap album explains so much of the branding. it is one of those albums everyone pretends to enjoy much more than they actually do because all the white blogs & award institutions said you were supposed to enjoy it
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@JackPLamb
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I think its high time we call out Brooklyn Nine-Nine for what it is
@ballobrunette
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OKAY WE GET IT. ENOUGH.
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@JackPLamb
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Best post of 2023
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@JackPLamb
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Real shit
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@JackPLamb
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New Planet of the Apes movie
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
An adult cartoon has to be funny for me to watch it. This looks awful
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nobody has ever gagged like this before, nobody is gagging like this at present, and nobody will ever gag like this again.
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@JackPLamb
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Probably not
@iamnot_elon
Not Elon Musk
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Would you let your daughter get this tattoo?
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@JackPLamb
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There should be a frat for dirtbag leftists
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@ebeggin1 That must be part of it
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
Best jersey I’ve seen
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
It’s fucking hilarious
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@JackPLamb
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It is really fucked up to not make oyster crackers free
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@odotwenb And Celebration by Kool & the Gang
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@JackPLamb
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No, because you’re white
@ElonMuskOde
Elon Musk - Parody
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Be Honest! If I lost everything i had, would you help me? A. YES B. NO
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
You know this Italian deli is gonna be great when you see this hung up
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@JackPLamb
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9 months
@chinseleven It’s a 4% acceptance rate now but parents will keep thinking their kids are a lock to get in
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
Katz’s legit lived up to the hype. Spent a lot of money but worth it for how much meat they give
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@JackPLamb
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2 years
Roommate asked me last night if I had any candy. Told him I preferred other desserts
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
The only four word phrase that upsets millennials more than “Go get a job!”
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@JackPLamb
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Didn’t realize Kyle Kulinski/SecularTalk bleached his hair and double pierced his ears in his mid 30s. This is what swag looks like.
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@JackPLamb
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10 months
I was able to get one!
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@JackPLamb
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2 months
Does anyone else watch Hawk Tuah compilations so much that they get starstruck when they meet a blonde woman in her early 20s?
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@JackPLamb
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6 months
You don’t hear people call things they dislike “cancer” anymore
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@JackPLamb
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7 months
All these bum white QBs love Purdy like how 45 y/o liberal bloggers worshipped Hillary
@KurtBenkert
Kurt Benkert
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Hating on this dude at this point says everything about you as a human
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As an educator,,,, I will say that it is disrespectful
@poisonjr
gale na
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it's funny how if you're falling asleep every day in high school they'll treat you like you're being rude and weird and not like you're dying and need help
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Like 90% of democratic congressmen voted to defund the UNRWA
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Voting Democratic is the main lever anyone can pull in this country to influence foreign policy.
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@extramicrowave NFL allowing no jersey number restrictions is woke bullshit
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“We needed this rain” has almost never been true
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@Filth_Collins Many people with a 1460 go to their large state school. You did well but you’re not special.
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@JackPLamb
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I would rather watch an ISIS beheading video than rewatch this skit
@benedictpolizzi
benny polizzi
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guys naming random NFL players
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This is what people with Burzum shirts look like.
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-George Steinbrenner
@CriticalShogun
Critical Shogun
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We need to ban this look.
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That’s Felix from Chapo
@StopArabHate
Stop Arab Hate
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🚨 CAMPUS WATCH: Can anyone identify this man at @UCLA ?
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As a kid, I always thought that wedding rings were for women cuz my dad never wore one. Turns out it was because I threw my dad’s down the vent…
@NoContxtJPL
No Context Jack P Lamb
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@yungchomsky
actually it’s good
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Diane Feinstein died? I didn’t even know she was sick!
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@kingofslurm
𝕊𝕀𝕦𝕣𝕞 𝕂¡𝕟𝕘
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*guy with Peter griffin profile picture voice* tsk I miss when adult animation appealed to my sensibilities
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@_LeIand_
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He used Fag George Floyd A suicide joke Black jokes Gay/black jokes Jewish joke WE. ARE. BACK. BABY.
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@tylermilliken_
Tyler Milliken ⚾️
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Jay Groome bet $453.74. Lost $433.54. Brutal. 😭
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@JackPLamb
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Not sure how this relates to Chicago’s Little Italy festival
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Happy first day of Lent
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@SenFettermanPA
Senator John Fetterman
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We decided to withdraw then reissue that tweet. The same message will remain but we removed the ubiquitous meme because it created confusion and deserves clarification.
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@JackPLamb
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It would be an honor to go on your show.
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@briebriejoy
Briahna Joy Gray
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What leftist men do you want to see on the next “dating on the left” episode?
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@JackPLamb
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I am starting to see the similarities…
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@pubity
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Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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@JackPLamb
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Need a new flag to replace my Saturdays Are For The Boys flag. Thoughts?
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Alan Deshowitz is brat!!
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First time I’ve never had any interest in even giving a Kanye album a shot
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@JackPLamb
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I stand with Jarren Duran against the woke mob’s attempt to cancel him. I will proudly wear my Jarren Duran jersey and will never apologize for it. F*** wokeness!
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@YankeeWRLD
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Jesus dude
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@dklmarxist Censoring “stoned”
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Idk who these two guys are. I have seen people send me this photo a few dozen times. Can someone explain like I’m 5?
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Somethin wrong I hold my head Andrew gone Our rightie dead
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I don’t think any internet community is as bad as the “music community” for memes. Literally 5+ years of this shit
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@JackPLamb
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He looks like GOP Josh
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@meiselasb
Ben Meiselas 🇺🇸🦅
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Vance's changed his name, not once, but twice. He was born James Donald Bowman and took the surname Hamel from his stepfather before finally choosing the name Vance. Vance’s memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, contains a revealing anecdote about his childhood belief that he was gay.
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@JackPLamb
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A KitKat is the lasagna of chocolate
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That's that heat we need!!!
@bobbylikesbeers
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“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers
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It’s crazy Hershey is the only food corporation with a theme park. There needs to be more
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As a white hip hop fan from the suburbs, this Kendrick diss track is significant to me
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I believe in Pascal's Wager but for Santa Claus
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@analyticabyss I was applying to schools 5 years ago, you werent sniffing the ivies with an SAT under 1500 unless your family were legacy/are an athlete. Couldnt imagine now
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Hahaha
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I’m 29 and looking to rush at Pi Kappa Alpha
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This is how everyone who’s doing the “Who plays your parents in your biopic?” chain sounds
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It’s literally just one of your dad’s two grandpas
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Thug
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Morgan Wallen was arrested and charged with three felony counts of reckless endangerment after allegedly throwing a chair off of the sixth story of a Nashville rooftop bar on Sunday night →
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As a former bully, a current in-school tutor, and hopefully a father someday, I really relate to police officers and prison guards
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@AintMyPerc Okay so it’d be a 2100
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@LauraLoomer Is this the real Laura Loomer? I think this is a parody account
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First time trying tomato pie. Life changing
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No
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1 year
Debuting this t-shirt at the Brandon Johnson x Bernie rally tonight. Hope people there get it!
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Put me in, coach!
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Nearly risked my life spray painting this
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#NewProfilePic It is time to return to the original.
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@JackPLamb
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1 year
Social media team needs to be humbled
@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
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Why are these giving off the same vibe 😂 #FlyEaglesFly
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Hes been on a heater recently
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Learning that AndrewR15 would make TikToks like this makes the story about him 10x funnier
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