
J International
@J_lnternational
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This account is my online persona and may not reflect my actual beliefs. It's meant to elicit humor, absurdity, and critical thinking.
Joined September 2024
1/3 I miraculously survived a gunshot to the head at 14. My life irrevocably changed, owing to the resultant cognitive challenges as well as a near-death experience I had while comatose following the injury, which challenged everything I thought I knew. This excerpt from my
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I find it equally absurd and reassuring that there are rules and regulations on how to run the government when it is not running. Under the Antideficiency Act, a federal law that guides the government through shutdowns, federal agencies are not permitted to spend funds, the
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The first time I've wanted to see a Broadway show in many years: #keanureeves #alexwinter #waitingforgodot
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Some facts for those who told me none of this happened:
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3/3 She brought her paw to her face again, and the mask melded with it; then she dissolved into the desert. The sand lay still, and soon stirred, rising toward the distending clouds until they converged across the horizon. A man strode forth from their union—his tanned skin
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2/3 The Experience I was alone in a vast expanse, falling through faint starlight. A low hum vibrated through it. Surrounded by the unfamiliar, I assumed I was no longer living. The hum harmonized into a melody, as pulsars and swirling nebulae flared
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https://t.co/NUStP4ptH0 At 14, I survived a near-fatal shooting that destroyed 30% of my brain and left me half-blind. While comatose, I had a near-death experience that set me on a lifelong quest to unravel the mysteries of our existence. My memoir, The Requirements of the
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The last time I listened to Heaven is a place on Earth, I was trying to gather the courage to ask a girl out on a Valentine's Day date in my early teens. When the song was over I called her ready for ROMANCE and she said NO! I haven't listened to it in about 35 years. I wonder
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I finally got up the nerve to visit a psychiatrist to talk about my feelings of low self-worth and anxiety. I asked him to help me figure out where these feelings began. He abruptly stood, walked me to the door, then handed me this book, saying, "No charge, my boy, but I hope
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Grok, ChatGPT, Gemini:
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