‘Mountbatten Windsor, what a twatty name’ #Gogglebox

Nelly wrote leave… #MAFSUK

You have to send video verification that matches the pictures on your Hinge account in order to be verified. Must be a pretty sophisticated hacker to have done this 🤦🏾‍♂️💀 the fact that Steven would double down on the lie is ridiculous #MAFSUK

The other couples when Nelly pulled out her print outs… #MAFSUK

Well at least Leo and April have had the good sense to do what Grace and Ashley should’ve done weeks ago #MAFSUK

So George, Kojo and Teddy are coming from the other side of London?? Only reason I can think of as to why it took them so long to get to the flat 🤦🏾‍♂️ #EastEnders

I think Gemma is very quickly realising she is not built for this… #Hollyoaks

Damn Edmond 😭 #Gogglebox

Jean… #EastEnders

‘Felicia… Focaccia’ #EastEnders

‘I’m a terrible mother!’ - no argument from me Marie #Hollyoaks

If Arlo is telling you that something is weird, it’s time to reconsider your actions… #Hollyoaks

‘It’s blindingly obvious you don’t like me Steven’ Everyone on the #MAFSUK hashtag:

If Nelly and Steven sit any further apart they’ll be in different rooms. Honestly don’t get why she’s wasting her time 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MAFSUK

Zoe needs this lecture honestly #EastEnders

That commitment ceremony may as well have been a Microsoft Teams meeting. And why are Ashley and Grace staying?? What a pair of dummies #MAFSUK

Thank fuck for that. NEXT #MAFSUK

‘Stay. (for now)’ - that man is taking the piss out of her 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MAFSUK

Nelly wrote stay… after all that ‘I deserve better’ yapping?? #MAFSUK

‘Because he asked, BRIAN’ #EastEnders