Josh Potter
@J_Potter
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“The Josh Potter Show” is out every Wednesday. Shows/Podcast/Everything👇🏻🪳🪳🪳🪳
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The Caitlyn Clark hate from other jealous women basketball players (former and current) is proof the biggest thing holding women back is other women.
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People are mad at Joe Rogan, so they are going to use OTHER apps on their phones made by child slaves.
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Last year, in Amsterdam,
@tomsegura
spent more money buying me a prostitute than the United States Government is giving citizens in their stimulus package.
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I encourage all who see my act, please go tell management what you thought of it, just like this woman did ❤️🙏🏻
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Amari Cooper calling Dak Prescott “Black Kirk Cousins” is funnier than anything I’ll ever say.
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Saddened and dismayed that my fellow celebrities did not keep my contribution in the final version of this video. Here is the one that was SUPPOSED to come out.
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A guy just yelled “TIT CUUUUPSSSS” from across the street to me.... What have I done?
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If you think the President is mentally disabled, then voting for him in 2020 is the most progressive/inclusive move you could make. Im sorry that Im more woke than you.
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These guys used to have “juggies” jump on trampolines, now they both tell me how Im supposed to think politically.
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Drew Brees is going to get LIT. THE. FUCK. UP. This season 😂😂😂 RIP Old Man!
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If only Cosby was a regular black guy caught with weed instead of a wealthy rapist, he’d still be in prison.
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Why would Tom Brady blow up his life just to play that last shitty season and that’s it? Im bewildered.
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Shout out to
@blubloxofficial
for sponsoring “The Josh Potter Show” and hooking up my first new glasses in 15 years. I teared up when I put them on. It feels so good to have new glasses 🙏🏻
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I was about to hang myself and then I remembered Gal Gadot got all those celebrities to sing “Imagine,” so I didnt.
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I have officially made more $$ than Mia Khalifa with my shoulder hair porn. 🤷🏻♂️ couldn’t have done it without the great, horny people of this great country. Thank you. ❤️
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Some folks are about to get a lesson in how little they matterand how replaceable they are 😂
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The man broke ELEVEN ribs AND punctured a lung 4 weeks ago and is going to play in an NFL game Sunday. By this standard,
@tomsegura
should be back on the court by Christmas at the latest.
Drew Brees will be the Saints’ starting QB Sunday vs. the Kansas City Chiefs, source tells ESPN. Saints believe he is fully healthy and doctors have cleared him to play.
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If you must know. Yes, I am moving with the studio. I look forward to never answering this question again. ❤️
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The Rock probably knew he had Coronavirus when he couldn’t smell what he was cooking!!!! HAS ANYONE DONE THAT ONE YET??
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I have the biggest dick on the planet
ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀.
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Just want to say Thank You for listening to the pod and buying the merch. It’s been a strange experience launching a show while most days I don’t even get a chance to speak out loud to anyone. I feel disconnected from everything, but it helps hearing you enjoy it despite that. 🙏🏻
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Happy 17th Anniversary to an album that blew my fucking mind and is my absolute number 1 still today.
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Eli Apple single-handedly ruined the good will between two fan bases that built up over the last 4 years. What a piece of shit.
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Yo, Bert is NEVER getting SNL
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I refuse to watch a show where children have better sex and do better drugs than me
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Whoever can withstand tit cups longest wins President of the USA
Let's be honest - JRE is not the place to get a read on these candidates. If you want to know what direction the country is going to go in
@JoeBiden
&
@realDonaldTrump
need to come on YMH and watch our clips and Toks.
#tryitout
#dontbestingy
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The same white girls who told me I would be a piece of shit for not staying home during quarantine, are now telling me that Im a piece of shit for staying home... Im just going to keep reminding folks, I AM a piece of shit.
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I smoked a cigarette 20 minutes after getting my first dose and now all I hear in my head are the voices of dead politicians telling me to be a pedophile. Is this normal??
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Garth Brooks on Inauguration Day is a worse crime than Trump has EVER done and were not even 30mins into this Presidency!
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Congratulations on your Liberal Arts degree. That qualifies you to be a COVID police officer/doctor. You’re ability to comb social media and shame your neighbors, family and friends will definitely fill the hole in your heart and remove all of your deep-seeded sadness.
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No matter who the individual is, if your entire personality is “I love the President,” you’re a fucking dork.
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Just finished recording Episode 001 of
#RoachMotel
. Comes out Tuesday on the
#YMH
youtube channel 👀 I hope you like it!
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I offended one of our troops tonight while on stage. I feel alive for the first time in over a year 🙌🏻
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We couldn’t “Weekend At Bernie’s” this shit for another 47 days????
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Alright, you heard him! Calling my agent about un-cancelling my shows. What a great day 🙌🏻
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Everyone gives a shit about mental illness until they see a white woman have a complete meltdown in a grocery store.
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When Jim Gaffigan tells people to fuck off, it’s “brave.” When I do it, it’s “mentally unstable.”
Fine.
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Why is it absolutely impossible for either side to concede that both Trump and Clinton probably fucked with Epstein’s island? Its wild.
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Back home from surgery finally. All good news. Thank you to the best friend a guy could have,
@annielederman
for helping me get through the day and coming to the hospital with me. You’re the best.
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Tell me Aaron Rodgers thinks of Bears week as a Bye week without actually saying Aaron Rodgers thinks of Bears week as a Bye Week 😂
Partying with The Machine
@bertkreischer
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Bert Kreischer literally invented this format. I just want history to remember that...
Today’s the day to take your car out of neutral and shift it into funny. Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show is out today on
@hbomax
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Downtown Buffalo. A food desert that you don’t plow, and when people try to escape, the military has arrived to punish them financially… Cool, cool.
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We’ve stopped him, Sir!
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I had an uber pick me up at Jims but I had to wait for the driver to get a sub. Thats the most Buffalo thing thats ever happened...
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A year ago today, a girl flew across the country to surprise me and then she gaslit me into thinking it meant nothing and despite dating for a couple months, she ruined me. I have built back better (Joe Biden style) and only now am I feeling back to where I was. Its my 38th bday.
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My sister had a baby last night and Im so happy Im an uncle again. I wish I could be home to see the baby ❤️
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Find a guy who looks at you the way Mike Pence looks at every guy while simultaneously trying to stifle his surpressed homosexuality.
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Its funny how people are like “we must be concerned for Kanye” as if there aren’t hundreds of thousands of loons shouting shit from tents on every street corner. Kanye has a few “resources,” he’ll find his way.
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Apparently they won’t “take on anyone” after all. What a dark day.
@traptofficial
has blocked me
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People who care about Trump this much (love or hate) bore me to no end.
Trump supporters and anti-Trump protesters are separated by metal barriers and heckling each other
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I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID! I WILL NEVER EAT YOUR ASS DE’ANDRE HOPKINS! I REGRET THAT I TRIED TO HELP YOU WITH YOU DICK PIC SITUATION AND I HATE YOU FOREVER
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You can joke and cheer about Harvey Weinstein having coronavirus, but remember he still got tested faster than you and your loved ones ever will.
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“I had, and doctors said this, the MOST of the virus, more than they had ever seen. I battled more than anyone”
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A straight pride parade is the gayest shit Ive ever heard of 😂
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What if I told you, this sweet boy grew up to be the Greatest Sex Worker of his generation?
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Judge me all you want, but this album changed my life.
Linkin Park released Hybrid Theory on this day 23 years ago.
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Maybe
@tomsegura
has been spending too much time with The British. Im sorry that I bleed Apple Pie and love our Stars and Stripes, like a real American. 🤷🏻♂️
#Elementary
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When you’re already angling for that Presidential Pardon once they find the bodies
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This stupid old twat just yelled at me because she was sitting in 34A instead of the number on her ticket, 38C. Apparently Im the asshole for wanting the seat I bought. Im so happy to be traveling again, guys. I’ve missed this and Im not even kidding.
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At this point, a PS5 would be a better stimulus package than anything proposed.
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No matter what happens with my podcast in the coming months, Im so fucking happy I don’t work in radio anymore. 😎
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When my family had big Xmas gatherings, we’d do Yankee Swap. Id buy shit from truck stops because the $10 limit. 1 year I found an ornament of Baby Jesus smoking Marb Reds. It actually would smoke when you turned it on. My cousins gf got it. Shes blocked me on social media since
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Forget COVID-19. The Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real thanks to Tom Delonge of Blink-182. That’s the story.
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Yo this is fucking weird
Identical twin brothers Josh & Jeremy married identical twin sisters Brittany & Briana. Both couples gave birth to baby boys at the same time. Although technically cousins, the boys are genetically brothers. It gets more weird: Both families live together in the same house.
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Ive been so socially distant. By the time this is over, I may actually cum.
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Today, I am thankful for the Alaska Airlines ticket agent who is a Mommy and upgraded me to a premium seat. 🙌🏻 Bless you. God is good.
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Trump is going to come out of this bragging how he survived the virus and he’s strong and knows more than them because he had it. This just makes him more of an expert in his eyes.
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If someone you know is upset about Lil Nas X grinding on Satan, show them how hard God fucked me.
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RIP to one of the Greatest to ever do it. First time I met him, he talked to me about horse racing for 30 minutes and how it applied to life. Such an interesting brilliant man 😔
#RIPPaulMooney
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The country is healing through universal hatred of hedge fund queefs. Its beautiful, really.
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This will be the first Christmas Eve I won’t be in a bar in about 15 years. Most people utter a sentence like that after meeting a partner and settling down. Mine is because they have outlawed bars.
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Stop crying about your dead family members, Gwyneth ate BREAD
Gwyneth Paltrow broke down and ate bread during quarantine. What was your lowest point?
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