Jesse Alexander
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As promised, I'd like to introduce my Hearthstone Crash Course to you today.
It represents a deep dive into the very foundations of the game, from mental attitude, through what the game is about, and how that informs all our decisions when playing
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Are you poor? Cost of living got you down? Well worry no longer, my friend of meager means. Blizzard has given me three - count 'em, 1, 2, 3 - bundles to give away this season.
The first will be given away here, by following me and liking this tweet
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Giving away a 60-pack Nathria bundle code. To enter, just like this tweet. Winner picked on Wednesday the 20th
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Hey everyone,
@Blizzard_Ent
has provided me some pack bundles to give away to you. Yes, you heard that right. Me, giving you stuff from Blizzard. It's official. We're now dating and soon-to-be married
On an unrelated note, have you noticed how smart, pretty, and funny they are?
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Ok. For real this time.
Courtesy of the gracious
@solemhs
, I have a bundle to actually give out to people. Comes with the stuff shown below.
To enter you must: Like me. Follow me. Retweet me. And comment here.
You should do that for him too, since it’s his kindness
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Here is a sniper in action, who has been sniping openly for years. Blizzard has allowed him to play in their official competitive events and took no action against the account more generally
You should ban him
@PlayHearthstone
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Thanks to Blizzard, I don’t have anything to give away. Not 90 packs. Not 55 packs. Not even an arena ticket.
Don’t like or retweet, because you get nothing for it. You don’t even need to follow me, as the prizes are the same. Nothing.
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FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST FUCK PRIEST
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Pooping after you shower is like drawing backstab from a fan of knives
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I’ve never been one to hide how I feel. I know most of you follow me for HS content so I don’t mean to be vague about this, but I’m not doing well.
I’m going to try and stream more to keep myself busy, but if I seem off, trust me. I am.
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Here's where I landed for the day. It feels so good to be home
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Remember that time Hearthstone introduced Wild, told players it would be less balanced than Standard and that the balance issues would only get worse over time in almost those exact words?
Then remember when people didn't read that part?
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While over-costed by 1 mana, Xaril is my favorite Rogue card ever designed from any expansion. The toxins are fantastic design, fit the Rogue fantasy like a glove, and I'm sad they were never revisited
If Edwin got HoF'd, him being replaced by a 3-cost Xaril would keep me happy
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Apothecary is stupidly broken. Almost took rank 1 again
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Well, Rogue gets nerfed on the 20th I guess, as is tradition
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Flurry Rogue is the best deck in the game and it isn't even close. Also I'm a doctor, live in the UK, and eat McDonalds with beans for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
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Enjoy!
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Sniping, and why it matters: 6 of my last 16 games were against the same cheater. A single sniper is capable of causing a lot of annoyance for content creators
You should ban this account entirely; not just from competitive play
@PlayHearthstone
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@DisguisedToast
"Hey Toast, Tanner from High School here. You still streaming on that gaming site? I have a hell of an offer for you: how would you like to make some cool ten bucks?"
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Gruul is the Golden God of Hearthstone. Every turn he grows, getting bigger and better.
Be like Gruul in life. Always be growing, getting better each day. Live like that, and you'll be a Golden God of the Real World
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While I already bought the larger bundle, I haven’t bought the smaller one.
Like this tweet, retweet it, and comment below for a chance to BUY IT FOR ME!
Tell me why you should be allowed to give me this gift. The winner gets to give me their money or gift it in the client.
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Jandice Nuts
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Celebrating some old Hearthstone artwork. Stuff like this got me into the game. I would spend a lot of time just looking at cards like this
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Hearthstone tips:
- You don’t need value if you or your opponent is dead
- Damage synergizes with damage
- Play the hand your have, not the one you want
- Disrupting an opponents plan is usually worse than executing your own
- Resources not used are ones you didn’t have
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Since I like the memes so much, here's the good one from the other day
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First, I’d like to say “Thank you” to the Hearthstone team for their actions. Assuming what I’m hearing is true, the punishment was fair and deserved, as well as swift. Not every cheater will be detected, but it’s good to know the experiences of many players will now improve
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Still waiting on one Eviscerate in the mail, but that’s a fine looking Classic Miracle Rogue
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This is the most satisfying deck I have played in years, probably since around Oil/Classic Miracle.
Every card in the deck has a purpose. They almost all do predictable things. I draw cards instead of create them. I know my range, as does my opponent.
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I’m thinking about becoming a competitive HS player. Not for the prize money or social status (since there isn’t any of either), but rather so I can disregard any statistics I don’t like
For instance, seatbelts in cars are a bad play if you’re a high skill driver
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Reno Jackson is a stupid card for idiots being brought back by morons who should know better
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Not satisfied to merely be number 1 in Rogue wins in the Americas or the World, I also decided to take rank 1 Legend in Americas (by which I mean the world)
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Blizzards been making some huge mistakes lately and it’s important we don’t let up on them. Make your voice be heard. If we keep the pressure going, I know we can get the new Valeera portrait changed!
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If I were to play “honest blizzard communication person” for a minute, here’s what I would say:
“Listen everyone. BGs is too successful right now to not monetize more, so if you don’t pay you are now at a competitive disadvantage. You can only undo that with real money”
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This is the top 1000 legend meta, according to HSreplay.
That's some balance if I've ever seen it
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I won’t miss any cards that rotate except for one. Passage is one of the most fun Rogue cards to play with, and perhaps the strongest Rogue card ever released.
It’s hard to imagine the class without it
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Here’s something very important no one is talking about: do you see how good the red color of the card does maintaining the identity of class while still being golden or diamond?
That should be the default for golden cards in Hearthstone. Goldens are too similarly gold now
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I’m bringing these memes to you for the first time
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Too bad this isn't a real hero portrait instead of a stupid tree or annoy-o-tron with a fake sword
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"We're getting a new Rogue portrait, finally!"
Expectation vs Reality
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To make Pen Flinger less repetitive, Blizzard should use Google Adsense and machine learning to make him learn about an opponent's habits, insecurities, and weaknesses to then personalize many insulting voice lines that mock them accurately
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This new version of Gnoll Rogue is feeling real good. Cruised into top 100(ish) with a 66% win rate!
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This card was made to be relatable to Hearthstone players, as it's fat, stupid, and doesn't know how to play card games
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The Hearthstone Curve:
1 Mana gets you a 1/2
2 Mana gets you a 2/3
3 Mana gets you a 3/4
4 Mana gets you a 3/4 with Rush, 4 1/1s with Rush, Draws you five cards, an 8/8, then a 5/4 and 3/12, while all have Deathrattle summon a 1/1
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Lmao
Gonna take some time to talk about this guy and why you should stop replying to him on Twitter.
The first thing you need to understand is exactly how he became so popular despite how incendiary he is.
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It costs 2700 coins to upgrade a Mercenary. The store is offering 300 of them for $5/$10, depending on rarity
The cost of fully upgrading an Epic/Legendary Mercenary using these numbers would be $45/$90
All Legendaries Upgraded: $1,260
All Epics: $765
Altogether: $2,025
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Doesn't everyone love when Christmas comes a week early for your siblings because your parents love them more, and you get to watch everyone celebrating and having fun instead of being part of it yourself? Doesn't that get you hyped for Christmas and make you feel good?
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Looking forward to the next time Hearthstone partners with Samsung
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No, Blizzard, I would not like to buy your stupid Battlegrounds skins please stop asking each time I open the game or go back to the main screen
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Not that it matters much at the moment, but I top 10'd earlier with Stealth Aggro Rogue
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I can already hear this combo in my head. It sounds like Leeroy Jenkins, but he's saying Reno Jackson instead
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When Edwin was rotated I was sad because I was worried his spot wouldn’t be filled by something as cool.
Well, new Edwin ended up cooler
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I think this might be the best version of Rogue. Murders Paladins and goes about even with Mages. Very high skill cap and very high APM cap
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Is this the way? Might have finally worked the kinks out of the list. Also, while I have your attention, Hall of Fame MCT
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Hit Rank 1 again tonight (more than once). I feel it's time to share what I've been cooking up with Rogue and explain some ins and outs for you. These are what I played to get here the past few days
Thread incoming
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These are beautiful and - unfortunately - not really an accessible part of the game for most players.
Put simply, these probably aren’t “for you”
Which sucks
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A mass pack opening button would be a bad idea. Hearthstone packs should be harder to open. You should need a VR setup where your hands have to manually pull them open but it’s also hard sometimes so you need to use your teeth
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A cool snippet from our good friend Ben Brode about why they generally avoided cards that take away opponent's stuff
New
#GDC23
clip on TikTok:
Ben Brode (
@bbrode
) shares how
#Hearthstone
and
#MARVELSNAP
ensure winning and losing isn't a "zero sum game."
Follow GDC on TikTok for more!
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I understand there’s a lot of frustration going around the community right now, but we all need to show each other respect. Specifically, blizzard should show its players respect and stop treating them like little piggy banks to be cracked open
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EZ Legend Rogue
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I’ve always played Hearthstone because it’s fun. It’s one of the best games I’ve ever played. I’d recommend you all play it for that reason.
I don’t stream for the money. I’ve turned down a bunch of sponsors. I’ve turned down tournament invites
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and I know it's because everyone is off in Seoul right now, but seeing my stream near the top of the directory for Hearthstone - even for this brief moment - is something I wouldn't have thought possible 16 months ago.
Thank you for being there with me and for me.
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Next giveaway is for my body. Bigger muscles make you play Hearthstone harder
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New version of Burgle Rogue
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Blizzard, when morons with bad taste spend $25 on this ugly piece of shit
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Hearthstone's new game modes seem heavily based around other, popular genres. Battlegrounds was based around the then-popular auto-battlers. Duels was based around Roguelites like Slay the Spire. Tournament mode was based about Cyberpunk 2077 when it never came out
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Here's the best list I've come up with so far
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Hear me out about this: what if instead of playing Plague Scientist we played more damage and killed people faster?
Then you don't need board wipes
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Whoever made this core set is the nuts. Keep making excellent choices
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The period right after nerfs is like Spring Break for Hearthstone players. Everyone gets drunk, takes their shirts off, plays bad decks with bad cards, and then wakes up with a hang-over, reeking of shame and wondering why picture of their Token Druid is all over HSreplay
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