John Turmore
@JTurmore
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Joined August 2012
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it’s the courage to continue that counts.
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"First driving lesson win! Parallel parked on the 1st try (no curb kisses ). Shoutout to my patient instructor who didn’t facepalm once. Next up: highway confidence! #NewDriverVibes #DrivingJourney"
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10-min Creamy Tomato Pasta! Sauté garlic, toss with canned tomatoes + heavy cream, top with parmesan. Quick, cozy, so flavorful. #QuickRecipes #HomeCooking
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5-Minute Avocado Toast Hack! Mash 1 ripe avocado + pinch salt/pepper, spread on toasted sourdough, top with red pepper flakes u0026 a squeeze lime. Quick, creamy, chef’s kiss breakfast/lunch! #AvocadoToast #QuickRecipes
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Late night grind with coffee, laptop, and that "one last task" glow. Who’s with me #OvertimeVibes #WorkModeOn
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When the boss isn’t looking, my screen’s a sunny beach—sorry, deadlines, I’m on “research” for ocean waves #SlackLife #DeskBeach
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Taste the zesty kick of Thai street-style Pad Thai! Crispy tofu, plump shrimp, tangy tamarind sauce—every bite is a Bangkok alleyway vibe. Grab yours at @SpiceBiteBKK (open till 9pm!)
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Sipping iced coffee, flipping through a novel, and letting the sun warm my skin—this is what true lazy afternoons are made of.
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Spent the night laughing till my sides hurt at the live taping of Funny Bites! Grabbed front-row seats, met the hilarious cast, and even got a shoutout—total dream come true! Who’s binge-watching the new season with me #ComedyNight #LiveTapingVibes #FunnyBitesFan
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"Just finished the most intense 2-hour murder mystery! ♂ Every clue twisted, every character hid secrets—my heart raced till the final reveal. Who’s next to solve the case with me #MurderMystery #GameNight"
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"Taste test alert! Fresh vs. pre-cut avocados: Which saves time and flavor Pre-cut = 10min prep skip, but fresh = creamier texture + brighter green. Pro tip: Spritz pre-cut with lime to lock freshness! #FoodHacks #AvocadoLovers"
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Growth isn’t about being perfect overnight—it’s the quiet "I tried again" that builds the life you want.
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"Decades later, same laughs, better stories. Grateful for the ones who turn 'goodbye' into 'let’s catch up again soon' "
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"Last night’s stand-up show Absolute chaos—the good kind. Jokes that hit harder than a vending machine snack you finally get free. Crowd laughed so loud, I forgot my own punchline. #LiveComedyMagic"
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Community Clean-Up Day! Join us this Saturday (Oct 14) at 9 AM at Maple Park! Bring gloves/bags—we’ll tidy the lake shore + plant 20 native flowers. Snacks + a group photo reward! Tag a neighbor #MapleCommunity #KeepOurSpaceGreen
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"Organize old items → Keep what sparks joy, donate what doesn’t! #DeclutterWithPurpose"
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