Dreading the flight home from MLE with @etihad Flights here absolutely appalling and nobody at AUH airport cared or bothered so I expect the flight home will be awful too!

Excellent work @parcelforce your driver kicked my door, waited 30 seconds then drove off without collecting my parcel. You can’t rebook the collection and I have to wait 48 hours for someone to acknowledge my refund request. Waste of time! And the recipient won’t get their parcel

Massive thanks to @ThaiAirways for breaking my luggage on my flight today and then telling me when I filed the report it wasn’t their problem! What an absolute joke! Safe to say I won’t be flying Thai EVER AGAIN! #thaiairways #badservice #damagedluggage

Chloe is proof that you can be educated beyond your intellectual capabilities #gobacktowhereyoucamefrom #goback

Be an icon like Dame Maggie Smith and give zero f***s 💕

This iconic exchange. Someone check on Judi Dench today 💞

not enough news outlets are mentioning Sister Act for my liking

Amazing how these two even managed to write an application for the show cause they are thick as mince #MAFSUK

There’s a real epidemic of average looking men demanding “10/10’s” like they’re gods gift #MAFS #mafsuk

Relatable. #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld @RATW_official

That road is incredible. #raceacrosstheworld #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld #ratw

Well, what a finale. Watching @JeffBrazier and Freddie race has been emotional and inspiring but, a huge congratulations to @scott_mills and Sam on their win. Once again a bloody brilliant series #raceacrosstheworld #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld

We're not crying you are 😭 Sister Act, West End 2024 ✨

What an emotional and wonderful night last night @DominionTheatre seeing the final performance of @sisteractsocial It was once again a pleasure to see @LesleyJosephTV @LizzieBea3 excelling in their roles but also the wonderful and gorgeous @AllThingsAlex fab show as always

Sat in @NandosUK wishing I’d gone to one of the other 5 restaurants in the retail park. Less than 50% full and the worst service I’ve ever received. Should’ve stuck to @GreggsOfficial or @BurgerKing next door

Absolutely amazing night seeing the always fabulous @sandramarvinuk in the opening night of &Juliet!!! What a fantastic feel good love is love show! 10/10 ❤️

Since Britain last went to the polls * Partygate * Boris Johnson lying to Parliament * Mishandling of the pandemic * Matt Hancock and his aide * PPE failures * VIP lanes * Gavin Williamson * Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary * Suella Braverman’s “invasion” *

Hands up who's voting tactically tomorrow to destroy the conservative party? I'll start🙋

Just a quick reminder. Don't vote fucking Tory. Don't vote fucking Reform. And don't forget your Fucking ID.

‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.