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Joel Seime

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4th generation Saskatchewan dirt farmer, RM councillor, fiercely proud Westerner, below average rec hockey defenseman.

Winslow No. 319, Gods country
Joined August 2012
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Joel Seime
6 days
Oil bung fell outta my kids 200 sled today while we were out for a ride and seized er solid. I’ve done countless oil changes in my life, like I’m forever changing oil in one thing or another and this is the first one I’ve ever had do that.
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Joel Seime
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First wash with Bs. Can’t wait till the kids are old enough to do that for me!
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Joel Seime
10 days
Decided to keep my older 10” auger as a backup/2nd auger and sell this 8”. Tube and flighting are both from ekay, very heavy duty (2020) motor was brand new in 2021 as the old motor couldn’t handle the new flighting/tube. Sakundiak frame/Hawes mover. Handi hopper. New battery 15k
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Joel Seime
11 days
It’s kind of a pain in the ass that this thing keeps breaking every time I try and use it but it’s sure nice having a warm place to work on it 🤷‍♂️
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Joel Seime
13 days
So basically no less than 30% of immigrant households in the US are on welfare? Some over 70%? Sounds like diversity is a massive weakness… Wonder how bad it is here in Canada? 90%?
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Breaking911
13 days
President Trump drops a chart showing 72% of Somali households in the US are on government welfare.
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Joel Seime
20 days
10 years today since the house swap. Wife and I moved to the farm and mom and dad moved to town. Where the hell did that decade go?
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Joel Seime
24 days
Merry Christmas everyone! Instead of talking politics with your deranged family members just keep your intrusive thoughts to yourself and have another butter tart… but only if it’s got raisins in it!
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Joel Seime
24 days
We have some of the largest natural gas reserves in the world and gas power plants are extremely reliable and relatively cheap to run. There’s no excuse for this. Heads should roll.
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Frigid temperatures that hover around -40 C — or -50 C in some communities — continue to keep much of the territory in their grip. There’s no sign of that weather, patterns of which are coming from...
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Joel Seime
25 days
Christmas dinner number one is in the books, turkey, stuffing, gravy, Christmas puddings, the whole works. Absolutely impeccable. Tomorrow we indulge in the Seime family tradition of Christmas Eve ribs and then right back into full Christmas dinner again. God bless stretchy pants
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Joel Seime
27 days
Save the neck for me Clark!
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Joel Seime
29 days
Just popped up from Instagram from 3 years ago. There’s not a trip or an investment, or a fancy car in the world that can replace that.
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Joel Seime
30 days
No legacy, no hugs, no Sunday morning pancakes and cartoons, no one to be proud of, to watch grow, to teach things to. No grandkids, no one to look after you when you’re old. Having kids is the whole point of being here, building something for them.
@TheMattViera
Matt | The Mini-Retirement Maximalist
1 month
Not having kids is a life hack. I spend my summers in Europe, take cross-country road trips, and disappear off-grid on weekends. The money I’d spend on kids goes to investing, experiences, and freedom. Different priorities. Different definition of rich.
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Joel Seime
1 month
Put a “Heartbeat of America” sticker in the back window and blast “Like a rock” on repeat.
@_TheMizzouTiger
MT
1 month
That’s it’s. That’s the tweet. Period.
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Joel Seime
1 month
It’s blazing saddles and anything else is 100% incorrect. If you don’t agree, go build a snowman and argue with him cuz I don’t wanna hear it.
@jeffreyweichsel
Jeffrey Weichsel
1 month
Poll: Best Mel Brook’s movie
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Joel Seime
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@GhostfaceTalks_
Ghostface
1 month
I'm in your house. What's your escape plan?
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Joel Seime
1 month
The barbarians aren’t at the gate, our politicians took the gates down and let millions of them in, the barbarians walk among us.
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AustraliaFirstOnly
1 month
Yeah nah… 👎🏻
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Joel Seime
1 month
“Three Moroccans, an Egyptian and a Syrian were detained on Friday over the plan to target a market in the southern Bavarian state.” Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world.
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
1 month
Five arrested over plot to attack German Christmas market
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Joel Seime
1 month
Bit of light weekend fiddling, ABS light came on, hub was a little low, quick trip to town for a new seal Monday mernin and she’ll be back road worthy in no time.
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Joel Seime
1 month
-23 feels like -36, am I driving an hour to take a kid to hockey practice tonight?
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