J.B Sagmire
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Finals done and it’s time to hit the town with my pals. Made my bed in hopes of bringing home a lady friend. (There’s a better chance of hell freezing over).
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Geeb, Jack in the box, surfs up. I really should start studying for my finals. Who cares!
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Me after hitting the pen and going non verbal
Divers discover giant 'Doomsday Fish' off the coast of Taiwan
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Swiping up on dudes valentines instagram stories and telling them how many beers it would take me to bone their girlfriend 👍
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Bringing a dab pen to the bar has got to be one of the worst ideas ever
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The only person in my class that I know is a broad that I used to put my wiener in. She is staring daggers at me.
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Fuck Valentine’s Day. I don’t fuck for love, I fuck for SPORT.
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Imagine being born with generational athletic talent, just to be born a women 😂
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What are the odds this gas station mushroom penjamen gives me super powers?
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@remember31_0
@atomicduds
@UnbiasedFrogg
@Rebound_Bosh
@injurypractice
@615Frog
@shake_donstreet
@cheekycheetah10
@grettathunberg7
@username37495
@OnlyDaFrogs
@SlippinJimmy89
@SuperBTrain
Canes, pot, gambling, cowboys.
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I am doing myself a favor and paying for my groceries this week. I suggest y’all do the same.
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@remember31_0
@Rebound_Bosh
@UnbiasedFrogg
took mushrooms and played baseball for 5 hours with my bros. Would highly recommend
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I am basically the Micheal Jordan of drinking way to many Miller lights and not talking to a girl the entire night
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@remember31_0
@UnbiasedFrogg
@cheekycheetah10
@615Frog
@Rebound_Bosh
@SuperBTrain
@shake_donstreet
@ThompsonHuthnan
@OnlyDaFrogs
@bigfellajangus
Ripping some cruise bingo
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One of my best super powers is taking my adderall, a 6millyvannilly citrus zyn and a coffee and learning an entire semesters worth of knowledge of political science 3 hours before a test. My kryptonite you might ask? Goth bitches.
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Me (a quirked up white boy) walking through my private university’s business school while listening to songs about killing people and the n word while on my way to my entry level marketing class
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Me and the roommates rockin these to bar. Everyone is so fucked.
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The only two things that are keeping me from skinny dipping with my toaster are: my clash of clans base (town hall 13), and my love for lukewarm Modelos.
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@cheekycheetah10
@remember31_0
@Rebound_Bosh
@UnbiasedFrogg
@shake_donstreet
@atomicduds
@username37495
@SuperBTrain
@bigfellajangus
@615Frog
@wfburnon
Seeing how many blinkers I can take on this 17 hour drive
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A lot of people compare me to Tyler Durden from the hit movie Fight Club. (I see people that others don’t)
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Man, my balls worked overtime this weekend. And no, I didn’t get laid I was just up till dawn cranking shaft
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Excuuuuse me madam, would you mind if I put my finger in your mouth?
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Nothing like a cigarette and yogurt for breakfast. Happy Friday
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The stars need to have an intense wake up call in this locker room. Start the second period with a fight and get the crowd and team back into it. What should I get for dinner?
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Hehehehe mr. saggy is about to make the change to liquor on this fine Wednesday
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This lesbian is prohibiting me from getting a drink. Worst bar etiquette I’ve ever seen.
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Happy thanksgiving! Me and my little brother are hiding in the car from the rest of our family.
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Update: not lesbian, she gave my dear friend
@JaxRyderReturns
a blowjob last night
This lesbian is prohibiting me from getting a drink. Worst bar etiquette I’ve ever seen.
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Finally cleaned the mold out of my shower. Definitely taking a bath tonight
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When cracking open a shower brew it can only mean one thing. I’m about to spend to much money at a bar just to end up barely conscious in the corner playing clash of clans.
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You don’t think I have a headache after drinking 14 lukewarm Miller lites on my couch the night before? I get up and get shit done. Grow up coward.
Bijan Robinson reportedly had a “really bad” headache, which caused his severely reduced usage today.
Robinson said he kept trying to see how he would do on the field and “kept going down” because his head was hurting.
Many gamblers and fantasy football players are still very…
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The bongzilla reminds me of pledgeship
The Orioles debuted their Home Run “Hydration Station”
It’s incredible, but does it make the list of greatest props?
Some of these are genius ⬇️
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Week over. Commencing bender. Flying solo in the bar currently, troops en route.
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Khakis and flops. A white boy such as myself is going to have an absolute day. Happy hump day
@remember31_0
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Good thing my ticket is free after the stars come back. Fuck you
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The best part about thanksgiving (besides the cowboys playing) is getting too fucked up before thanksgiving dinner and causing problems.
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Popeyes wings earn saggys stamp of approval. Them bitches slap 😛
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@BurnerWjp
@JaxRyderReturns
@YakupovRail
@KanesCabDriv3r
@AtticusSmith14
@Jimmy_Jawnz69
@glutenfreeperc
@SeidersFlow
@1ayminator
@Nathackdarts
@Wariosfan
@mastergoobway
@BurnerGoob
Only watchlist I’m on is a terrorist one. This phony ass list wished it had my handle at
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. Thanks for the recommendation tho
@JaxRyderReturns
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