This is a @DeJaSkye stan account.

When you don’t reward hard work, you eventually stop seeing it.

Update: this character being her look alike has been co-signed by my whole table.

I wish I could tell this lady she looks like Pong Ping without hurting her feelings.

I’m not gonna lie. I missed unhinged BB days. #bb26

Brooklyn from #bb26 looks like Deli Porkchop from Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child to me.

I want to convince all my friends we should each specialize in a different type of jam so we each make like one flavor seasonally and then trade.

I hate that I wanted to go to this event because I missed it last year, and then was just completely underwhelmed by the food and the service.

Having a dog is the best, but personal space is a thing of the past.

If the date you want to take me on costs less than my vibrator, I’m NOT going.

How am I supposed to know you like me if you don’t buy me a pair of @PashionFootwear?

ATTENTION: WHITE WOMEN HAVE “DISCOVERED” TWIST OUTS AND ARE CALLING IT “MAMA MIA HAIR” & ITS APPARENTLY THE “NEW” SUMMER STYLE https://t.co/KXH0O3ZLLh

I’m worried about what it means for me that I didn’t realize Plankton singing pink pony club was not like a Sandy Thee Squirrel Mhmm situation and he’s singing a Chappell Roan song? But I’ve heard plankton sing it more?? I think my algorithm is busted.

Jill Zarin views my most random stories. I need to know how instagram is bringing her to my profile.

I fucking hate this neighborhood. Why am I hearing a FULL FIREWORKS SHOW ON JULY 14th?!?!

My 90 day the other way back up plan is getting married, and this country is dumb enough to fall for this dramatic scene. Great, now I’m gonna have to find a new person willing to marry me in another country.

Well, I hope we’re all boycotting sticker mule. Stop giving your money to companies who are trying to turn this country into a handmaids tale!!

Honestly if she did it I might have forgiven her.

she wouldn’t have missed

Reviving mob wife aesthetic without reviving Mob Wives the show was such a missed opportunity. I mean think of the memes we could pull from this show.