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Mel: did you guys realise its called and escaladder because its escalates you and its a ladder Blink: thats good- hey troy are you ok man? Troy: what-

Slime: La-la-la-lava c-c-c-clockling Troys lava clockling yeah taken so well, ooo Mr Lougferd now your giving the L. Tick tick ticktocking yeah we r ringing the clock ooo mamacita feel it in my cock- ooooo super spicy now we sing along Grizzly: YOU WHERE GONNA MAKE ME SAY THAT??

runt as a puppet scares me

ONE TWO THREE- WE HAVE COME FOR YOU 🫵

Slimecicle: LISTEN we have to take ownership now, we are in this together!

Npc: -welcoming our new king Paeon: Did someone order 300 horses?

Miami grand pre 2025

Jaguar: everyday we wake up in a multitude of decision are laid out in front of us for us to go left right or straight up down backwards and forward. Those choses are wrong and thats what failure is. Yk they say, a step backwards is a step forward, if you are facing the wrong way

Condi: And you see visions of the past, you see festivals of the old, people with fucking pitch fork and torches, setting up a guillotine, fucking killing mother fuckers and you flash forward and thats it :D

Buck: God in heaven, can i have 600 horses to bring to the coronation of the king so that he might be dissuaded from being the king because of all the horses piss and also all the horses are fucking- i mean making love. and also can i have a coke zero :D

Buck: Damn that piano is hitting in the background Rose: Yeah sorry he is just kinda here- all the time :D

Mel: are you able to make horses NPC: yeah i mean- so they have to be birthed- i can start the whole process- i can get 300 male horses and 300 female horses in the mood- so we can fertilise 300 horses Buck: So you can get 600 horses really horny? NPC: yes.

Paeon: Just call every horse Jaguar: GOD OF HORSES HEAR ME NOW, WE REQUEST BACK UP SEND THE CAVALRY, HERE, 50 MILES RADIUS AS MANY HORSES AS POSSIBLE Condi: Pause, can you actually do this? Grizzly: stop ASKING ME THAT D: LET ME ROLL FOR THIS >:[

Jaguar: LISTEN MR WIENER WE HAVE TO GET IN THERE. IT IS OUR DUTY TO SAVE THESE PEOPLE FROM THE SICKNESS THAT HAS TAKEN WINTON Paeon: JACK OFF PLEASEEE JACK OFFFF PLEASSEEE Jaguar: JACK OFF, WIENER PLEASE LET US IN

-you Jaguar: AAAAAAA GET THIS THING OFF MEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA Npc: jesus christ dude chill-

Jaguar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Npc: to wield time itself is tantamount to controlling the fabric of the universe Jaguar: AAAAAAAAAA Npc: surley you must comprehend that that is a power that cant wielded lightly, yet you remain here in this moment, undeterred, what is it that drive-

Zyrus: *bad beat boxing* god of death and really cool beats, i fucked up and now im- what rhymes with beats?

Big muscular jaguar joe turns his back to the enemy- his big muscular back flexes and puffs out as all the sweat explodes off of him and he looks back towards him and clings onto his sword and says 'I am no lizard.' he says 'im your DADDY! and your daughter called me DADDY!'

Npc: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHY THERE WERE THIS MANY HORSES IN CITY Npc: WHY IS THAT ONE SO HARD? Npc: WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HARDDD Npc: Peter why are there exactly 150 men and 150 women

Troy: Do you feel that? Try climb that wall! Blink: I can't do it- Troy: BLINK? Blink: Yeah im right here Troy. im trying to climb the wall i cant do it!