Just had an e mail from @Specsavers John. We haven’t “seen” you for a while , surely someone in the marketing department could of thought of another prompt of words to reach out to me#hardlysellsglasses.

I’m watching the Harry Markle interview to listen and learn and even try to understand his side of the story but at every turn of his interview he seems a total cunt 🤷‍♂️.

Happy birthday to @Shons1982 I was going to post an embarrassing photo on your 40th birthday but apparently somebody @LC1410 has put 39 + 1 on over the last few 40 days 😂😂😂👋👋👋. Have a great day x x #40.

Happy birthday to the most wonderful best crazy bird we all know. Have a good day. I’ll shake your hand later @thompsonbel xxx

Think I’ll treat wifey whilst on holiday any ideas folks ?!?.

Just a thought for the lesbians and bearded twats that have decided to glue themselves to the speakers chair and chain there necks to rails outside the House of Commons today respectively let’s ask the police to not get involved and leave the tossers there for 10 days 🤷‍♂️.

Well @BGT going to be a hard gig to follow after the platinum party at the Palace #justsaying.

As a Watford supporter I have to be honest Id love Luton to go to the Premiership. Let’s mix it up !!!!🤷‍♂️.

⁦@piersmorgan⁩

World cup draw looks like the game show fifteen to one 🤷‍♂️.

What the hell top ten trending in uk at the moment Katie Price on the sofa with Lorraine Kelly. FFS. World war 3 could be on the cards 🤷‍♂️.

Whatever anyone thinks about our Current Prime Minister @BorisJohnson he will go down in History as the busiest Prime Minister ever #fact.

I’m serious if I have to explain to @LC1410 For another year Die Hard IS NOT a Christmas Film I ain’t watching it no more #everyyear🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️.

Happy 50th birthday to this beautiful crazy loving chick. Glad I can be with you on your special day ⁦@thompsonbel⁩ XXX

Just now decided that #Apollo13IsNowMyBestFilm Just giving @LC1410 the heads up in case we go on a future Mr and Mrs quiz it now takes preference from Jaws now 🤷‍♂️👍🦈.

Maybe summer is arriving at last. Finally got the bifolds open and can here the shout of Howseeeeee at the back of us Please check spelling @EatonSoconcc #nomorerainplease#summer#haveagreatseason.

I was going to really kick off with the Rangers Fans stupidity going to Ibrox To celebrate there first league win In 10 years !.But as a good catholic boy as you can see the main man is hardly getting bonus points for his social distancing skills with his own fans

Just watching the news. Why should Miss Meghan(give me the spotlight) Markle be highlighted on the news before the Queens husband the Stalwart Prince Phillip. The media should just give her the old funny slot at the end of news at ten ! Phillip is seriously ill for gods sake !!.

⁦@johnbrennan1611⁩ this photo keeps popping up as a time reminder on phone we were working for Champneys. Took us a age to take a selfie if I remember ⁦@johnbrennan1611⁩ was clean shaven when we started planning the photo