What’s the protection called when you book a package holiday?

Normal service has resumed 🙌 🤣

He’s back on his political shit. Strap yourselves in folks.

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Not doing pride this year and already got FOMO 🙃.

#AEWDynamite and #AEWCollision were phenomenal. Two action packed shows, with some surprises and some absolute bangers. Glad to have travelled 3 1/2 hours to be a part of it!.

No spoilers but the Tag Team Eliminator Finals on #AEWDynamite was an ABSOLUTE banger.

Big long drive tomorrow morning and honestly… I’m BUZZING for the services. Dunno if that makes me weird but I fucking love them!. It’s the ultimate gamble: will there be a Costa? An M&S? Maybe a Pret? Or are we slumming it with a WHSmith or a Spar? The ultimate game of risk 🤣.

Gearing myself up for a 4.30hr drive to Glasgow tomorrow @ 6am for #AEWDynamite — that must be dedication! . Debating doing the same Sunday for #AEWForbiddenDoor too!.

This man is an absolute fucking goon.

I love that the Hevy rest timer sounds exactly like the Grindr notification. All the straight gym bro’s be looking over and outing themselves every time it goes off without releasing 👀.

Despite the result, I’ll take that. It’s the best that United squad has played in years. Could do with a few more signings before the end of the window. Desperately need a GK.

I know we’re 1-0 down but very happy with this first half compared to last season. Playing and pressing a lot better. #MNUARS.

Watching Joker: Folie a Deux and… I’m not… hating… it?.

Going to Glasgow next week for the day… anyone got any suggestions on attractions/food places, etc. please? 😊.

The Life of a Showgirl

Bagged myself some tickets for Dynamite/Collision next week in Glasgow. Yes boiiiiii.

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Yes Bianca… I get a lot of attention from the girls you’re correct.

If anyone has any good gym playlists on Apple Music that they can link me to I’d be eternally grateful 😊.

It’s giving “90’s custody dad taking the kids to Chester Zoo”