Am I the only idiot who thought @MariahScientist was dropping an album?

Mortgage payment or Breezy bowl? … I think the answer is clear.

My nails stand no chance when I’m stressed smh

God, I am so thankful and grateful!

Y’all delusional for real 🤣

These Amazon “deals” look exactly like the sales last week smh

Is Columbia the new DR? Asking for myself

I place I wanna eat at isn’t open yet so I’m just gonna go to bed without eating 😭

This playlist proves no one knows me better than @dinabelmonteiro

I’m finally on book-tok … lord protect my wallet

I gotta bring Maddie to watch Little mermaid before social medial ruins it for me

Madison: I can’t wait for hot girl summer Me: you’re gonna have a hot girl summer? Madison: yeah! We’re gonna be baddies out there!

Work is about to be sick of me because I need all this OT

Her: your dads my uncle Me:

I hate when people who know my parents message me on FB like “you remember me?” No what do you want?

Lmfaooo nah she definitely put me on a shirt cause I’m dead

Madison this morning: I think I’m gonna stay back Mr. Walsh at Parent-Teacher conference: she’s doing great she just had a hard time with chatting 🤣🤣🤣

Lmfaooo I only understood after the explanation 😭🤣

Told my coworker I’m redoing my kitchen she said “I hope it’s not pink” … idk if I’m offended she would think that or if she just understands my love for pink. Lol

One thing about it my kids, my siblings and my sisters … I don’t play about.