Hey, gimme 5 bucks and I'll say stuff for you. *Offer valid while supplies last. #voiceacting #voicework #voicestuff.

It's physically impossible, I could kick you like 5, 7 feet tops.". She was a little drama queen 🙄.

One time, when I was a camp counselor at a summer camp, this little girl was annoying me so I told her I was gonna punt her like a football and kick her all the way to the moon, and she started crying. I was like "Aw, sweetie, I was joking, I would never kick you to the moon. .

RT @brasslionent: Battle the forces of a corrupting entity called the Deceiver as you harness the mythical abilities of the Wu-Tang Clan!….

#RogueOne still blows btw.As awesome as #Andor was, it can't unshit that turd.

#Andor gives us like 6+ movies worth of content. Hours and hours of character development, which was my main issue with #RogueOne. I just didn't give a shit about any of the characters. Might give it another shot after the finale, though.

I'm late as fuck, but #Andor is incredible. I initially avoided it because #RogueOne left a bad taste in my mouth, but if i had known there would be a prequel series I might have been a bit more lenient.

Kanye was Anakin.Ye is Vader.

turn the tv off.

fuck bein rational.

I've never had a rhubarb pie. I've heard of them, but never seen or eaten one. Idk what a "rhubarb" even is. Sounds made up. .

Rest In Peace DOOM.The greatest MC to ever touch a microphone.

The current Hulu era of #Futurama is like 10x better than the Comedy Central era. But nothing tops season 3/4 of the original run.

I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU is @jpegmafia's Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Fuck Superman, Fuck Batman.Donatello with a uzi wins all.

If the Ninja Turtles had guns they'd be unstoppable.

watching from a distant constellation.