Jeremiah Smith
@JJwiththeshifts
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Buckeye | Student-athlete | Feminist literature reader
Joined October 2023
Yeah sex is cool, but has the defense ever yelled "shooter" when you catch the ball on the wing? That shit will have you floating #thoughts #CaitlinClark.
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Oh ur buying her flowers? Nice. I’m working on my mid-post game before I become dangerously intoxicated later #BagTalk #CaitlinClark
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Playing eye tag with fat girls at the bar just to feel something… yeah you like what u see.
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Just smoked a cig with a bi girl with bangs. Does life get better than this? Let a naysayer know #CaitlinClark.
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$60 in my bank account, no internship for this summer, no hoes. But at least I’m gonna break 1k followers on the BV! #fuck #NotDoingItLikeSigNu.
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There are hot girls in every sorority for those who have the eyes to find them
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Finance professor knows ball (wearing a quarterzip over a polo). Should I ask him if he drinks blue pow and jerks it to Lily Lang? #wondering #CaitlinClark.
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@bennyturd It’s really not hard to stand out just put more than 1 second of thought into it.
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Guy I know just announced his Northwestern Mutual internship on LinkedIn. have fun selling life insurance to your own family buddy #NoNoNoNo.
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Picture taken from front of osu kkg house.
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Jokes about that girl were funny for the first 10 minutes. Need my feed to revert back to midway brawls and pictures of domestic beers
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This is how my flops look at me as soon as the weather hits 60 degrees in Columbus
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Free dinner and drinks from the parents… can’t beat it with a stick. Can a white boy have himself an evening?
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My body is a machine that turns plasma donations into doubles into 5 pages of my essay due tomorrow
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Studying is extremely difficult when you can hear house music radiating up and down the street and it's 80 degrees outside.
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To the guy at the Fisher career fair wearing 2 chains over a turtleneck and balding - ur not getting a job buddy pack it up.
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Yes, I’m signed up for Women’s Writers next semester. Yes, I’m a #MaleFeminist. Yes, I’m 6’4. Any other stupid questions?
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Seeing insane whores is funny for 5 minutes then you see variations of the same post 50 times from 2025 burners doing anything for a few hundred likes on Twitter.
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Jeremiah is going international for a month tmrw and doesn’t want to be scrolling on the BV when he could be exploring a sick country. Be back afterwards.
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Anyone know if international students despawn after sophomore year? I’ve never seen one in an off campus apartment. Do they get deported? Do they live underground? #wondering.
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Are the only requirements for working at an osu dining hall to be mentally retarded and/or have a severe physical disability? #curious #CaitlinClark.
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Girl I was talking to last night asked if I knew what ‘burnerverse’ was. I said I didn’t and let her explain it to me #MenInFemaleDominatedFields.
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3 different people came up to me yesterday and said my Twitter handle
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Woke up on the first alarm today. First person in my 8am class. Let's have a day #JeremiahSmith #CaitlinClark.
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Oh you’re in Cancun? Getting pictures with Bonnie Blue? Nice, I’m donating plasma because I’m broke as shit. Get ur money up not ur funny up #ShrinkMe
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Attended the DEI rallies today to gather some talking points for future encounters with bisexual women with bangs. Chess, not checkers #MaleFeminist.
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Anybody care if a white boy blends the Mexican and the orient?
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Cavs are a 1 seed, grandma venmo stimulus just hit, 70 degrees in Columbus. May a white boy have himself an Easter? #Grateful
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Is there a blue pow in Elliott Hayes’ wall or am I trippin
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I never pay for random women’s drinks. When you’re a handsome and charming young man they will actually pay for yours. I believe in empowering women #MaleFeminist #CaitlinClark.
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Yes I’m at Bulls. Yes there are girls twerking on each other next to me. No further questions
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Game has been expanded to the point where I walk downstairs and hear guys saying shrink. Don’t even know all their burner names. Never thought I would live to see this day.
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Yes it’s 70 and sunny in Columbus. Yes we’re playing bogey golf on a shitty course. Yes we’re having some fruity drinks. No further questions
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@rcardinal124 @prebid_lock If I’m not mistaken you were wearing a ZBT shirt in one of ur pictures and go to Tulane. Correct me if I got my rc lore wrong.
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Thanks for 1400 followers. I will be buying 14 bombs at madness tomorrow to celebrate (I have $20 in my bank account).
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It turns out blacking out 3 nights in a row has taken a bigger toll on Jeremiah than he thought. Blue Gatorade please save me #fuck
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Is it a requirement to be fat and retarded to partake in these protests?
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Group members just don’t seem to want it like I do. What are we even doing here?
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Nuke all OSU girl burners. Genuinely what is this #shrink.
Petition to start calling Midway Madness “Madway”. Just feel like it flows better.
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Just got my teeth cleaned by on osu KD alum. She lowkey murdered my gums but it’s okay cause she was hot for a 50 year old #would.
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Jeremiah Smith’s most goated osu study spots:. -geology library.-music building upper floors.-gerlach empty rooms.-rpac empty classrooms.-Barnett center.-university hall basement rooms.-18th after midnight. Let a naysayer know if you have others.
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Nobody here knows I run a burner with 1470 followers
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Me if rizzing HR ladies that graduated from OSU on Zoom interviews was a professional sport:
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Considering lobbing up an application to Townhall because every single girl that works there is so fine.
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Infiltrated the business frat function at Mikey’s. Sipping on $1 drinks now BV pull through.
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Stats from my 12:45 class:.Tweets sent: 5.NYT games completed: 4.Raised hand: 2.Wyd tonight texts sent: 1.
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Nobody at madness knows I run a mediocre burner with 603 followers….
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@therealrickst @ridestifff Rick,. Beautiful analogy. I’d counter with the fact that everyone looks for jewels at the jewelry store but not everyone has the heart to search through the mud. JJ.
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