Volume 4 of J. Immat. Sci. is here! 88 pages of beer-reviewed bullshit, free to read and guaranteed to please. Massive thanks to the folks at @sciencebrush for preparing our cover art! PDF (180 MB): https://t.co/yPIVJhkozi

Some Novel Necronuclear Mesospheric Mapping Methodology PDF: https://t.co/DDBXo8x6Li

We measured the percentage of drivers who waved us while driving across a desert, and extrapolated some findings about vehicle choice and personal fulfilment. PDF: https://t.co/HjjBLwMd7d

Wierdyellowmushroomycin: Towards Good, Natural Drugs Instead of Bad, Synthetic Drugs Full of Chemicals PDF: https://t.co/nvsvNtw6jD

The 2025 Noble Prizes: A Year in Review PDF: https://t.co/pWaeGVRHEt

The 2025 Noble Prize in Economics has been awarded to Elon Musk, for “saving ̶$̶2̶T̶ ̶$̶1̶T̶ ̶$̶2̶0̶6̶B̶ $32B in government spending” By recognising that numbers in economics are basically pretend, musk has been able to maximise savings by moving a few decimal points around.

BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize for Peace has been awarded to Donald J. Trump for “for resolving protracted conflicts between Armenia and Azerbaijan, Israel and Iran, Switzeralnd and Bhutan, Sparta and Athens, and the Achaeans and Troy”.

BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize for Literature has been awarded to Humanity, "for creating millennia's worth of original content with which to train generative AI". With creativity finished, our painters and poets can now return to the workforce as useful things like tax lawyers.

Originally developed as surfactants and waterproofing agents, PFAS are now gaining popularity as carcinogens, mild contraceptives and drug-delivery vectors:

BREAKING: the 2025 Noble Prize in Chemistry has been awarded to DuPont, 3M and Daikin “for the development and deployment of PFAS: a family of infinitely sustainable chemicals”. As these now-ubiquitous chemicals never decompose, they can be reused for generations to come.

BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize in physics has been awarded to Xián Zhū Shǒu for “harnessing laser ablation and ultrasonic levitation to create a toaster with an ‘a bit less’ function". The ability to unburn toast will contribute far more to everyday life than gravitational waves.

BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize in physics has been awarded to Xián Zhū Shǒu for “harnessing laser ablation and ultrasonic levitation to create a toaster with an ‘a bit less’ function". The ability to unburn toast will contribute far more to everyday life than gravitational waves.

BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize for Medicine has been awarded to RFK Jr. for “taking bold action to reduce life expectancies in the USA”. By undermining the health system, RFK Jr. has led the charge to combat the USA's aging population and prevent a pension crisis.

A Balanced, Nuanced, and Comprehensive Review of Scientific English and its Relevance to Modern Scholarship PDF: https://t.co/NrBxWo0TYz

Why Are You So Fat?: A Kinetic Model of Weight Loss

This is what happens when you use genetic engineering for good, rather than just making fruit flies with legs for eyes. PDF: https://t.co/pf3iehfd6Y

From Lead To Gold – A Minireview PDF: https://t.co/sGxjHPBxWd

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The authors of this paper went above and beyond, and physically went to a mall to survey the public. Their question: do you like twizzlers? PDF: https://t.co/iUPtX5JRMu