JHesso
@JHessoUTD
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@ManUtd • S&E Science • x3 Top 50k FPL
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Joined August 2023
It’s Friday 8th August. I’m about to tell everyone exactly how this Sesko signing will go. Shit few games - “Give him time to adapt” Shit after 2 months - “He gets no service” Shit going into 2026 - “Look at these stats”
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Marcus Rashford vs Villarreal - The worst performance in European Final history @MarcusRashford
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20/21 season. Bruno: Won nothing Failure Stunk up a European final Messi: Copa Del Rey champion. They did not go band for band.
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Football twitter being impressed with this tells you so much about the actual footballing knowledge of this app. A routine drill under 0 pressure. Most normal football fans should be burying these.
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Sack Amorim
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My blood is molten…. My head is on jupiter… GOOD YEAR! Fuck off you disgusting mutant cunt.
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Holy fuck peep his header…. Might have found the new UtdFrag.
We had Garnacho
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Top 5 fail comps of all time: 1. Luke Shaw 7-0 2. Rashford 2021 EL final / PSG 3. GarNeto (The most braindead wing combo) 4. Gavi who let the dogs 5. Sancho vs Young boys
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Rashford 26th May 2021. https://t.co/MXpbVnO62G
What's the worst individual performance you've ever watched with your two eyes?
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Your avi isn’t stinking up the gaff this time….
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5x relegated convicted violent criminal never got this. Permanently "injured" overweight CoD addict never got this. Alcoholic Author with more books than trophies never got this. Serial loser T-Rex in goal never got this. Left back playing RW on a 6 year trophy drought
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Sesko so shit they’re doing fucking Zirkzee revisionism😭😭😭 2 goals in 20. 7 goals in 49. Go get me a killer not these bums.
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Of course that mutant is clinging onto Phil Foden. All the headlines about the Foden and Eze drama and guess who automatically attaches himself onto one of them…. Always fighting for centre attention. Main character syndrome is a horrid drug.
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stfu pathetic cunts... These are the pricks they're running "the feels" gimmick about. Someone thats won this club 0 titles and 0 CL's Enemies of the club who need taking down.
10 seconds into the video.. I used to be hitting this cele always even in school man. 22/23. He was unreal💔
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“but a retard still”
@JHessoUTD @Dmillzzzzz zero correlation, guys not only a beg but a retard still
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