Galisonga K. Galisonga
@JGkibande
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Strand Advocates. PhD (Candidate), MSc. Construction Law & Dispute Resolution, MBA, LLB, Dip. L. P.
Kampala, Uganda
Joined April 2014
On flight, I sit with a friendly Mzungu. We get chatty & he tells me he's going to Bangkok. I tell him the Joke question on the Capital of Thailand, is it BangDick? BangPussy? or Bangkok? He just grinned & told me he's a Christian Missionary from Lira. Tuliwano twetunulako just
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Just after the final whistle of the last game, before these songstress take to the stage or should I say before the stage takes to these songstresses, those keen on it will have a meet and greet with me and possibly a handshake
Straight from @Swangz_Avenue to the #BLSVFinale in Jinja. @FirebbyUg and @IamVinka will headline the Variety night! ๐ฅ The owners of the stone city will be in town to disorganize it a lil bit ๐ You wonโt afford to miss!
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Model 3 and Model Y battery packs retain 85% of their capacity on average after 200K miles of driving We also offer an 8 years or 120,000 miles battery warranty, whichever comes first
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It is possible to have and run a profitable airlines.
I am proud to announce that The Emirates Group has once again achieved a new record half-year performance, delivering outstanding results for the first half of 2025โ26 โ with profits up 17% from last year. Emirates also maintained its position as the worldโs most profitable
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The irony of the moment is a "Ugandan" becoming the Mayor of New York, the commercial Capital of the World, at a time when Kampala, the capital City of Uganda is grappling with basic city planning ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
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I was enjoying the warmth & comfort of my bed, which comes with morning rain, then I thought of the poor downtown traders affected by avoidable floods, obuliri ne buntama! I am now weeding my flower bed in solidarity with them, as the rain angrily pours down on my back.
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At ICONIQ Frontier, one question guided our conversations: What does it take to build at the frontier of AI? From @DarioAmodei to @drfeifei to @bradlightcap, a clear answer emerged amongst speakers: the most powerful force shaping AI isnโt technical. Itโs human. How we lead,
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Meanwhile in Bulindo, we shall be dancing like this ๐๐ฟ (mungeri ye'kimpoowooze), after jooji has subjected "the most highly educated solitary degree holder journalist in Kira" to an earthquake (pun intended) experience
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How we shall sing and dance in Busiro East after Walukagga has beaten the cunning lawyer. ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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If pandemonium ever broke out, bet on only Lewis remaining calm. An intellectual, who doesn't brag about it, Daudi is among the best of his generation. Him, Jooji & Walukagga would bring great dimension to Parliament. Lewis, your coffee request is granted for any day next week
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Very very happy for, and proud of my good friend Lino on his appointment as the DPP. A very quiet man, Lino is one of the best prosecutors Uganda has ever produced, and he's courteous too. Proud that the prosecution team we came against in U v Agade, has thrived with the ODPP
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Omugole nze amulina. Always a pleasure catching up with one of those "once in a lifetime" client
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Egyptโs name keeps surfacing, for a reason the news wonโt tell you. Amanda Grace explains the prophetic connection.
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Since I I don't know any man city fan, let me laugh at Arsenal which is purporting to lead the table but still won't win the league ๐๐๐
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Puliida mumulabye? Kati looya ayimba-azina. He might not stop at singing and dancing to trick "Busiro Eastians" into voting him, he might soon put on a kanzu and ensirimini, but we all know, a leopard doesn't change its spots. Eyababba, yeeyamubba...vote Masayasi
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Glory glory man uniiited, Gloory glory man uniited...
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Congratulations my dear son, Gideon Kibande on being confirmed into the holy Catholic Church of Jesus, and on taking your first holy communion. Gideon is a happy boy who brings pleasure to all of us and everyone.
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How the people of Busiro will dance after electing mutaasoma munnaabwe Walukagga.
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Having gone through a lot with @MubarakMunyagwa , it pains me a lot that he only feeds me on the oral elements of the gospel of Lusaniya but never engages me in the practical aspects of the Lusaniya gospel. This is bad onalebo.
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Up to now I still don't believe Angel's passing. But in dying at this age, Angel proved yet again that one can be consequential. Quite unbelievable that at so tender an age, even without financial resources, she managed to get to meet and influence many people
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When Walukagga finally beats Ssegona in these general elections, he'll have beaten a DF leaning independent candidate. Walukagga, you have my best wishes
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