Jackie Goldschneider
@JGSchneid
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Real Housewife of New Jersey, writer, columnist, blogger, perpetual carpooler and mama of 2 sets of twins! #RHONJ
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My analogy about Gia was simply an analogy - there was no truth to it of course. The rest of the cast understood this, which you’ll see in the coming weeks. The behavior at my husband’s birthday party is truly unfortunate - destroying a marriage and family is not entertainment
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Hold your babies tight tonight and appreciate what you have. What a truly awful day in America. I’m sick to my stomach.
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When I’m not in the room: “I’m gonna demolish her, I’m gonna destroy her...”
When I’m in the room: *goes running out cursing and whining
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11 year old boys don’t need bouncy castles and shrimp platters. They want their friends, sports, pizza and cake! Just because you throw money at something doesn’t make it better.
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I wonder if Jennifer’s ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of her mouth 😂
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It’s disgusting. That’s my tweet. Just disgusting. Grow up.
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When someone is vicious to you, it’s more about their own issues than it is about you.
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There have been rumors lately that I’m the richest housewife of all time. It’s ridiculous & absolutely not true (unfortunately 😜).
No one will ever know how much I have because I don’t brag about what I spend. I’m lucky enough to know that $ doesn’t = happiness. 💕
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Can someone please make me a shirt that says “This is my condescending smirk face”??
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I can’t wait for the day when commercials don’t start with “During these uncertain times...”
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Evan’s penis has received an outpouring of sympathy on social media since Wednesday night. We thank you for your concern during this difficult time and we are putting our heads together to see if we can remedy the situation. 🍆😉👌
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So excited for the coming snowstorm so I can finally spend some time locked in my home with my kids.
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My new tagline...
I’ve got 4 kids, 8 loads of laundry and one kick ass Amazon bill.
#quarantine
#coronavirus
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I may not be the wildest, the loudest or the biggest troublemaker, but I’m 100% honest and open about my life. I stand up for myself, cherish my family, and embrace all the life experiences that have made me who I am today. I’m so honored to share my life with you all.❤️
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I‘m so happy for Meghan that she is finally telling her story and I love how Harry stands by her. Glad they are finding peace. I also love
@Oprah
Such good questions.
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If your child made a video impersonating another kid at school and put it on social media for people to laugh at, would you or would you not consider it bullying?
Jennifer just put the video up again. Some people never learn.
#oopsshediditagain
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Pursway: verb
The act of trying to convince someone while moving rhythmically from side to side.
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Loved celebrating the spectacular
@MargaretJosephs
at the most fabulous party! What a night!
#rhonj
❤️❤️
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There was candle wax on everything in
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bag. I was cleaning off her sunglasses and phone for an hour!
#RHONJ
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You worry about impressing the neighbors and I’ll worry about giving my kids the birthday party they asked for.
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Do I claim to have the patience and strength to be a perfect homeschooler for my children?
No.
But am I trying my hardest every day to be the best possible teacher I can be?
Also no.
#imtired
#nonstopcleaning
#coronavirus
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Make sure you watch Part 3 of the Jersey reunion tonight!!
That’s not a plea. It’s a demand.
#RHONJ
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So young women who are pressured into sex by men in powerful positions over them should remain silent and “take it to the grave”???
That’s a dangerous and irresponsible position to promote.
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IM BACK!! I needed a minute but NOTHING can keep me from my show!!! See you guys this Wednesday night! Second confessional look comin’ in hotttt 🥂💋❤️🌟 @ New Jersey
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Celebrating 15 years country style! Happy anniversary to the love of my life! Cheers to the next 50! ❤️
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Ok, deep breath. Let’s try again.
Parents are role models, whether you like it or not. Don’t do shit you wouldn’t want done to your kids or by your kids.
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My kids asked what “so close but so far away means” and I told them
@CNN
is channel 25 and
@FoxNews
is channel 26.
#cnnfan
#coronavirus
#politics
#humanrights
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Mask-under-the-nose rage has officially replaced road rage.
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I’m still too regimented when it comes to food, but I’m a million times better than I once was. I eat all my meals but I don’t snack much between meals.
Part of recovery is learning to deal with ignorance and constant judgment, so this is just par for the course.
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Did anyone else even notice how much mouthwash my dad had? Was he preparing for the dental apocalypse?
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My family is ALWAYS welcome at my house. I just appreciate a heads up first.
It’s a simple as that.
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Me when it’s 60 degrees in
February: Tank top and flip flops
Me when it’s 60 degrees in September: winter jacket and scarf
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My question did not hurt your children because none of them even knew I asked. We all know that and it’s ridiculous to put on me. It may have hurt you but leave kids out of it. That’s reaching.
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True wealth is having someone who looks at you like this 💕 evangoldschneider @ Bravo Clubhouse
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The person in the mirror is my only competition.
#rhonjreunion
#staytuned
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Horrified to hear
@abcnews
report that there are no women out on the street in Afghanistan because they’re terrified. Sickening to think this is happening in the same world we are living in right now.
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Hey
@MargaretJosephs
, since it’s
#SuperBowl
Sunday, was just wondering...
Is your husband in a pool?
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So glad I asked the kids to grab me a piece of tin foil.
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Yes I got the date wrong! No I don’t give a fuck! Today’s Morning Message! Enjoy and have a great weekend 🙌💕😘
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If you don’t follow me on Instagram, you may have missed my daily Morning Message posts that I’ve been doing since last week! So I’ll post them here too... hope you are all safe and healthy!
Here’s today’s Morning Message!
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This article never mentions Jennifer’s name, the location of the home or anything identifying who the family is. And it says only great things about the children it references.
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@MargaretJosephs
I adore you Marge and treasure our friendship. Nothing will break us. 👯♀️❤️
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I don’t need to be Carrie Bradshaw, cause I’m Jackie Goldschneider and I’m good with that.
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You’ll never regret the time you spend at home with the people you love. Feeling pretty blessed that I get to be with my favorite people in the world for a few weeks.
#staysafe
#stayhealthy
#selfquarantine
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Party
#2
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! Hope you guys enjoyed tonight’s episode. I know I did!
#rhonj
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