Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese
@JESmith88
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🚀 Aerospace Eng. | Hungry Chef | Tuskegee Man | I love ramen -- These tweets are not a reflection of my employer Mon trésor JesuisCiCi 🖤
Somewhere outchea
Joined September 2016
Driving back to the bar at 1am to thank all my friends for getting me an Uber home
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If this ain’t the gods honest truth. Don’t let me be with moms and my aunties. I be ready to hide in the bathroom till the food comes.
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women: “I want a boyfriend” also women every time a guy talks
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Avocado is a social experiment to see how far humans can gaslight themselves into thinking a food is edible.
tried avocado today and it tastes like vaseline. you people can lie.
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When someone says "eww, what's that smell" but my 72hr deodorant still has 7mins left so I know it isn't me
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not the birth controli
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#BREAKING: Sources tell me @SouthwestAir plans to end operations at Washington’s Dulles and Chicago’s O’Hare airports. The Ground Ops staffing reductions start in June 2026. @Dulles_Airport @fly2ohare_
#aviation #fly #news #airlines #Dulles #Ohare #Chicago #Washington
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Im actually crying wdym the Israeli data centers got hit and now a ton of bots dont exist anymore. Wdym i can say shit like my meta bitcoin got hacked on a t shirt and not have a shit ton bots in my replys
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Daylight savings got yall parents up all times of night too??
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After traveling 9 years and covering 3 billion miles, NASA's New Horizons spacecraft got this shot. Behold! The icy mountains of Pluto. https://t.co/oTcFRBszMh
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The rapid decline of Southwest is crazy to see. Ppl used to love flying Southwest.. they have literally sabotaged their own company with all of these changes
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MUST WATCH: Today, Tennessee House Republican Representative Michele Reneau stated the following on a House education bill: “The Bible actually does instruct those who do own slaves on how to treat them.” She is then, justifiably, TORCHED by Justin Pearson. Stop using and
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This is NOT a “sneak peek” or a “snippet” of my new anime “hotties” … this clip was from a music video to my song gift and a curse I never put out… everybody RELAX yall DO NOT know what my show looks like yet lol I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A SNIPPET OF MY NEW ANIME🚨‼️
Took a pic with THE Carl Jones and watched a snippet of Megan Thee Stallion’s new anime at BlerDCon 🤭🖤
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what…………………
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Somebody in the comments said “go talk to somebody and see if they can see you”!! 😭😭😭😭
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The CEO of Dasani is probably scared as fuck right now
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