Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone
@JEGullisnotMP
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🇬🇧 Not the MP for Stoke North 🇬🇧 Not the Mayor of Kidsgrove 🇬🇧 Former Deputy Chairman🇬🇧Unelected Councillor🇬🇧Parody 🇬🇧
Stoke-on-Trent, England
Joined December 2020
There was a time when @LeeAndersonMP_ used to want everyone to get ID. He also used to like going to the sea side with me and eat ice cream whilst shouting how we’d stopped the boats (even though we hadn’t)
Voter ID For those people saying they have friends, family & neighbours who do not have the know how to apply for free photo ID in order to vote here is the solution. Get off Twitter and go and help them do it. I await the excuses.
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Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with European Union countries and we could return people" "But that's to Nigel
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Despite the 150,000 turn out at yesterday’s Unite the Brain cells rally there still wasn’t enough brain cells to actually create one functioning brain
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This is outrageous. How dare they start a petition to get rid of me as town mayor. I was co-opted by my friends into this job and I get free biscuits when I occasionally open things and I like biscuits. You lefty wing wokeys had better not sign this!!
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Vote No Confidence in Mayor Jonathan Gullis
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Sometimes I surprise myself how good I am. Especially as I don’t recall doing any shows today
@JEGullisnotMP Brilliant show today bud. A natural keep up the good work
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After a year being unemployed I’ve managed to give myself a job. I’m delighted to be following in the footsteps of one of my political idols by becoming the Mayor of Kidsgrove #ReturnoftheJGull
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The JGull is back If anyone in Kidsgrove requires something opening I’m available 2 days a week. Photos of me at said openings must be posted within 24 hours
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Bow down citizens of Kidsgrove for I am now the town Mayor you neither need nor want
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Nigel really cares about fishermen
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‘Dear Mr Hegseth why U telling me to attack Yemen M8? I have nuffink against hoofies. I actually really like horses’.
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Fake news it was a Chai latte. 🤣🤣🤣 @JEGullisnotMP
Yesterday Richard Tice and Jonathan Gullis were spotted having a coffee together, Reform UK candidate for Runcorn?
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This aged well I’m not very good at politics am I
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Who’d have thought the flag waving plastic patriots that I spent years pandering to turn out not to be patriots at all
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Whilst I’m attempting to perform a screaching U turn don’t forgot 4 days ago I was Vance’s biggest fan
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Guess who’s back. Back again I can win a vote….if it’s mostly my friends voting for me rather than the actual public
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